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XrazorX
09-21-2008, 11:55 PM
I saw you post a picture of yourself as a sexy beast in the Tango im in love thread , and my heart skipped a beat.

my name is Nick, im 21 Years old, i work for a shipping company, i Drive a nice car and have a sweet mohawk.I treat men with the utmost respect and I would do the same for you. I would pay for dinners and hold open doors for you.

You ignored me on the Stock Respawn server, so here I am, putting it on the line. For you, Astro.

Im not usually into men but that beard is so sexy

my picture is in the watcha look like thread

PandaBear Assassin
09-21-2008, 11:58 PM
LMMFAO! Wow.

Catas
09-21-2008, 11:58 PM
Poseur. You're just hopping on the badwagon. He's all serious and you make fun of him D<

Racing Jag
09-21-2008, 11:58 PM
I smell a threesome with Tango rofl

Tango
09-22-2008, 12:02 AM
I smell a threesome with Tango rofl
is that what I smell? And here I thought it was Jealousy!

XrazorX
09-22-2008, 12:02 AM
im like Stride gum man, i last a ridiculously long time. if any of this interests you please answer me here, i want my love for you to be known.


I'm sure you've seen my picture before on here, but if not here is another one. As you can tell, I'm different from anyone else on Stompfest. I'm not overweight. I'm not old.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/rustedrazor/Picture18.jpg


know style. I wear brand name clothing.

I listen to good music and watch good movies. I'm sure a man like you has refined tastes that we could discuss like adults.

What do you say, let's give it a shot.

hOoLiGaN
09-22-2008, 12:04 AM
lol this thread is actually epic xD

XrazorX
09-22-2008, 12:08 AM
if you smoke, im down with that as well

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/rustedrazor/smoke.jpg

HaZe
09-22-2008, 12:20 AM
This is getting so awkward.. Will there be massive Stompfest Orgies?

Prosthetics
09-22-2008, 12:21 AM
secks please? I pay after not before.

Brandname
09-22-2008, 12:53 AM
I wear brand name clothing.

Will you people stop with this already? There's only one person on the servers who wears the finest in brand name clothing.

I think you know who that is.

cykodryver
09-22-2008, 12:53 AM
i miss my foot long mohawk ... although it was a bitch putting it up

Timmah!
09-22-2008, 12:56 AM
Will you people stop with this already? There's only one person on the servers who wears the finest in brand name clothing.

I think you know who that is.

My money's on EF for that one. :p

Criesto
09-22-2008, 01:23 AM
All of these orgies are fail
I'm the only one who ever posts suggestive pics
You guys don't know how to get down and dirty with your cyber selves

HaZe
09-22-2008, 01:29 AM
Ah, I'm ashamed to admit this. But I have yet to pop my cyber cherry. I don't wanna be bad my first time.

Criesto
09-22-2008, 01:45 AM
Ah, I'm ashamed to admit this. But I have yet to pop my cyber cherry. I don't wanna be bad my first time.

Shh shh shhh
Don't worry HaZe...
We'll be gentle



Sometimes I even creep myself out =/
Just thought I'd let you all know that

Tango
09-22-2008, 01:58 AM
I need a volunteer photographer to take said missing 'sexy pics'

EpYx
09-22-2008, 02:03 AM
I counter with Blue-Eyes White Dragon! In attack position!

Go Blue-Eyes, attack Manbearpigs Kuriboh!

XrazorX
09-22-2008, 09:15 AM
alright now im back from work ill update my love for astro when i wake up

PandaBear Assassin
09-22-2008, 10:06 AM
I need a volunteer photographer to take said missing 'sexy pics'

Umm..didn't 'someone' already volunteer for this?

hot6
09-22-2008, 10:54 AM
hahahahah this is better than the other one

PandaBear Assassin
09-22-2008, 11:19 AM
hahahahah this is better than the other one

Yea I get many lulz from this thread.

elemental00
09-22-2008, 11:25 AM
dont forget manbear..you speak french...isnt it romantic? or something

dash
09-22-2008, 01:18 PM
winner is manbear.

ShangoXG
09-22-2008, 03:49 PM
HAHAHAHAH.

Nice.

just fucking awesome lols.
*clapclapclapclapclapclapclap*

The Penultimate Mohican
09-22-2008, 04:19 PM
Yeah this thread rules. That other one is just too sad to acknowledge, although at one time I thought about parodying this thread by professing my love to the original thread. Then I just got sad.

PandaBear Assassin
09-22-2008, 05:58 PM
Manbearpig, you are epic for making this thread.

We here at Stompfest like to reward our epic members..

Please see Pickle immediately for a big Surprise!

HaZe
09-22-2008, 06:04 PM
What is this Pickle Surprise that people always speak of hmm?

Timmah!
09-22-2008, 06:28 PM
What is this Pickle Surprise that people always speak of hmm?
That's the Surprise!!!

XrazorX
09-22-2008, 07:25 PM
sweet i love surprises, super cereal. anyway moving on

astro, i have an amazing sense of humour

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/aquaman10/PWNED1111.jpg

ASTROBLACK
09-22-2008, 11:14 PM
I want you inside of me.

XrazorX
09-22-2008, 11:41 PM
YES IT WORKED, but im gonna keep hitting on you just for teh lulz

Astro, if you dont like beards, i have a pinch

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/rustedrazor/pinch.jpg


if you dont like the pinch well go fuck yourself i shave for nobody

eclyps
09-23-2008, 03:13 AM
I need a volunteer photographer to take said missing 'sexy pics'
ummmmm i has like $1600 in cameras and lesnes... i'm totally the right guy for the job...

Criesto
09-23-2008, 10:55 AM
ummmmm i has like $1600 in cameras and lesnes... i'm totally the right guy for the job...

You're a married man now E
No more doing these kinds of things for you
>:|

PandaBear Assassin
09-23-2008, 12:47 PM
I want you inside of me.

LOL wow...just wow.

HaZe
09-23-2008, 12:52 PM
I want you inside of me.


How did I miss that.. :sign0020:

Racing Jag
09-23-2008, 01:46 PM
I want you inside of me.

I guess that means Tango is FREE!!!

The Penultimate Mohican
09-23-2008, 01:52 PM
I guess that means Tango is FREE!!!

I never read anything that implied exclusivity.