Tango, I am in love.

[ASTROBLACK]

10char aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[PandaBear Assassin]

LMAO.....Wow.

[ikem1223]

dude you look cooler than you sound... cuz somedays i would just like to kick ur ass.

[masterlink43]

Lawls, epic thread topic

[ikem1223]

she doesnt smoke.... i dont think so anyway xD

[PandaBear Assassin]

Lawls, epic thread topic

QFT!

This thread is full of EPIC already. Thank you Astroblack.

[PandaBear Assassin]

Tango, you cannot deny the Epicness of what he's doing. Go for it Tango! lulz

[*dianne*]

i already sent her a link, waiting for responce....

[HaZe]

This is unbelievable hilarious.. Why has Tango not responded!

[Tango]

HOLY FUCK
uh...wow...
uh ...........................wow.
I am flattered, really.
If you have caught any of my previous posts, I am not looking for anyone at this time. When my love life comes backs you will be the first to know, Black. I wouldn't mind going out for lunch or whatever, but I am on the lookout for a crazy corporate job that is most likely going to move my residence to a different (hopefully warmer) state.
I will try not to ignore you on the servers. O_o

[ikem1223]

xDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Prosthetics]

*shakes fist* what you got against MN.

[PandaBear Assassin]

HOLY FUCK
uh...wow...
uh ...........................wow.
I am flattered, really.
If you have caught any of my previous posts, I am not looking for anyone at this time. When my love life comes backs you will be the first to know, Black. I wouldn't mind going out for lunch or whatever, but I am on the lookout for a crazy corporate job that is most likely going to move my residence to a different (hopefully warmer) state.
I will try not to ignore you on the servers. O_o

BOOOOO!

I say Reconsider!!!

[ASTROBLACK]

Tango,

If you don't like the beard, I clean up nicely. I will shave it off for you.

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/2374/n50081057117315408je7.jpg

[Ganwen]

looks better with the hair..

and tango?

RUN!! GTFOUT!

But yeah.. unless Dianne pops up with some medic garb herself, Tango wins :)

[ASTROBLACK]

I'm also pretty creative, check this out:

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8533/dscn1365dg4br6.jpg
That's some clever Photoshop work there.

[Tango]

LMAO

and Astro, keep the beard.
You look like your 15 without one.

[Tango]

*shakes fist* what you got against MN.
Oh MN is great..
except the 8 months of winter!!!!

[PandaBear Assassin]

Oh MN is great..
except the 8 months of winter!!!!

Get ur ass to Chi-town woman!!

[Princess]

um more importantly why have you not provided measurements...that's important u know! =P

Aside from that mine is bigger and that's why Tango is mine. =P Stay away. :fighting0083:

[PandaBear Assassin]

um more importantly why have you not provided measurements...that's important u know! =P

Aside from that mine is bigger and that's why Tango is mine. =P Stay away. :fighting0083:

lol very good post.

[Tango]

Get ur ass to Chi-town woman!!
Oh yeah, 8 months of winter plus wind that chaps you from lips to anus.

PS. love ya Prinny!

[ASTROBLACK]

I would provide measurements, but it is Sunday night and my bookkeeper doesn't work Sunday nights. Check back tomorrow morning.

[masterlink43]

Come on Tango, take the plunge. The astroblack plunge.

[Prosthetics]

um more importantly why have you not provided measurements...that's important u know! =P

Aside from that mine is bigger and that's why Tango is mine. =P Stay away. :fighting0083:

tango is yours and you are mine.

[PandaBear Assassin]

Oh yeah, 8 months of winter plus wind that chaps you from lips to anus.

PS. love ya Prinny!

8 months?? December - February = 3. And Chi-town is amazing. Everyone knows that!

[Tango]

Really when I see 'AstroBlack' I think AstroGlide & a giant black dildo.

[ASTROBLACK]

Just call me Joe.

[Racing Jag]

Ya know Tango just go for it one date and if he is a total ass bring a bottle of mace along and spray him lol come on he seems nice enough.

[ASTROBLACK]

Racing Jag is the voice of reason within this thread.

[Racing Jag]

Really when I see 'AstroBlack' I think AstroGlide & a giant black dildo.

know that from experience rofl

[Tango]

know that from experience rofl
Maybe after I date him, then I shall.

Sure, sure, next time I'm in Cali I'll drop ya a line and we can have expensive sex together, I mean latte's... yes.

[Glork]

Ya know Tango just go for it one date and if he is a total ass bring your ubersaw and slash him to death.
Fixed.


This thread is the most hilarious I've seen in a while. Kudos!

[ASTROBLACK]

I don't live in California, I live in NKY. Which is closer to Saint Paul. Maybe I'll be at ACEN. We can have our first date then.

[Tango]

ACEN, definately, but we will be sharing a room with PBA.... and he will be videotaping, in the corner, with his pants off.

Also, I like to keep my rubber gloves on all the time.

[masterlink43]

Also, I like to keep my rubber gloves on all the time.

Hmmm, continue...

[PandaBear Assassin]

ACEN, definately, but we will be sharing a room with PBA.... and he will be videotaping, in the corner, with his pants off.

Whoa whoa....this is NOT what we discussed. And I will def NOT being doing that! lol

[Tango]

Hmmm, continue...

The convenience is never-ending!
I can open jars and plastic bags easier than ever!
Plus, I never have to get my hands dirty, rubber cleans quickly too!
No worries about holding something too cold, or slippery.
No fingerprints
My hands stay warm and clammy
Never be in a tight spot without rubber gloves!

[ASTROBLACK]

Panda Bear Assassin is pretty cool. I'm down with sharing w/ him.

[masterlink43]

The convenience is never-ending!
I can open jars and plastic bags easier than ever!
Plus, I never have to get my hands dirty, rubber cleans quickly too!
No worries about holding something too cold, or slippery.
No fingerprints
My hands stay warm and clammy
Never be in a tight spot without rubber gloves!

Sorry astro, I think Im gonna have to join the competition for Tango's love.

[Glork]

The convenience is never-ending!
I can open jars and plastic bags easier than ever!
Plus, I never have to get my hands dirty, rubber cleans quickly too!
No worries about holding something too cold, or slippery.
No fingerprints
My hands stay warm and clammy
Never be in a tight spot without rubber gloves!
You neglected to mention that it makes you virtually lightning-proof!

[PandaBear Assassin]

Panda Bear Assassin is pretty cool. I'm down with sharing w/ him.

Lol, thanks astro.

[ASTROBLACK]

Sorry astro, I think Im gonna have to join the competition for Tango's love.


I'm down for a 1v1 match for Tango's affection.

[Tango]

FIGHT!FIGHTFIGHT! Come on I want to see some eyeballs pop out!

Glork: Thank you! :D

[lulzkiller]

I'm down for a 1v1 match for Tango's affection.

A sexy challenger appears!

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj301/thinkingwithportals/omgitscronor3.jpg

ignore my awkward-looking cousin on the left

[ASTROBLACK]

I can't compete with you Lemon. You look like a fucking movie star. :(


Tango, look. If you want some pretty sissy boy, then go with Lemon. But if you want a good, quality, midwestern guy. Go with Astroblack.

[Catas]

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj301/thinkingwithportals/omgitscronor3.jpg


Robbie Williams, is that you?

[lulzkiller]

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj301/thinkingwithportals/omgitscrono4.jpg

If you like my hair black, that's cool too.

This is not my girlfriend.

[HaZe]

Cock blocker!

[ASTROBLACK]

Nothing is faster than a dog. Well, that's not true. Try sex with lulzkiller. I heard he's a premature ejaculator.

[lulzkiller]

Astro you think this is a fucking joke? I really want Tango. She's cute, she plays games, and I love her artwork. I love Japanese culture and art.

[XrazorX]

well as cool as tango is my heart here is for someone else in this community...in fact ill make a thread about it right now

[Racing Jag]

The convenience is never-ending!
I can open jars and plastic bags easier than ever!
Plus, I never have to get my hands dirty, rubber cleans quickly too!
No worries about holding something too cold, or slippery.
No fingerprints
My hands stay warm and clammy
Never be in a tight spot without rubber gloves!

Now that's sexy!! now if you fight over her it has to be a melee fight.

Too bad that I have a GF or I would be in on this too unless Tango doesn't mind another girl!!!! then w00t for me!

[lulzkiller]

well as cool as tango is my heart here is for someone else in this community...in fact ill make a thread about it right now

IB4 Princess thread

[PandaBear Assassin]

well as cool as tango is my heart here is for someone else in this community...in fact ill make a thread about it right now

lol oh god...here we go...

[Tango]

Lulzkiller: HAWT
Jag: I can share.
razor: Too late, Astro beat you to the awkward confession booth.

[XrazorX]

think this is akward? look at my thread

[hOoLiGaN]

at least she let him down easy....

[Racing Jag]

Jag: I can share..

:sign0020:good for me:sign0020:

[Iron Lung]

Dear Tango, my girlfriend Luyi and I have also noticed you and would like invite you to date both of us. I also have a sweet beard, we're both artists (shes been in art her whole life, I'm a writer). I may just be a poor window installer, but my TF2 skills are l33t (I run with TKO after-all) and she is an economics major at Harvard with a promising career in business. We're both loving and affectionate individuals and would make you feel special and loved. Please consider our offer.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/LuyiStork/DSCF2650.jpg

[Prosthetics]

lol @ rust or w/e that matches the shadows of the fence.

[Tango]

Dear Tango, my girlfriend Luyi and I have also noticed you and would like invite you to date both of us. I also have a sweet beard, we're both artists (shes been in art her whole life, I'm a writer). I may just be a poor window installer, but my TF2 skills are l33t (I run with TKO after-all) and she is an economics major at Harvard with a promising career in business. We're both loving and affectionate individuals and would make you feel special and loved. Please consider our offer.



SOLD

10char

[lulzkiller]

Oh baby I'm hawt

[Prosthetics]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-your-cats-are-in-couples-counseling.jpg

[PickleSurprise!]

I go to work, for one 8 hour shift, and I come back to tango getting hit on.

I knew i should have made moves sooner. Damn it astro and killer. oy.

[Iron Lung]

psh what're you talking about, she chose me and my gf

[PickleSurprise!]

Oh, and iron lung and his chica moving in.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Tango]

I go to work, for one 8 hour shift, and I come back to tango getting hit on.

I knew i should have made moves sooner. Damn it astro and killer. oy.
Poor pickle, you can come over and Surprise me anyday. :)

[PickleSurprise!]

Poor pickle, you can come over and Surprise me anyday. :)

lemme post pics first =D

And, tango, I'll give you a reason to move. <3

[Iron Lung]

Hey man, step off our gf.

[cykodryver]

this calls for a sf orgy

pass the latex gloves and the lube

[Corey]

I come onto the stompfest website for the CSS server info, and I stumble upon this thread. Wow.

Just wow.

[Timmah!]

Wow, this is my first time reading this thread and it's already 4 pages long. I hereby declare Tango the greatest cocktease EVAR! But I still love you. :D

[HaZe]

this calls for a sf orgy

pass the latex gloves and the lube

I thought about this.. I think the guy to girl ratio here is severely out numbering. So this would fail. But a gang bang.. That's a different story.

[Glork]

I thought about this.. I think the guy to girl ratio here is severely out numbering. So this would fail. But a gang bang.. That's a different story.
You mean you don't love yourself some delicious sausage?

[HaZe]

You mean you don't love yourself some delicious sausage?


lol.. I'm afraid not.. I'm more of a taco man.

[Tango]

I could never make a choice from all the fine tail displayed here on stompfest. And for god's sake, I have my number on my webpage (http://www.allyprescott.com), you could at least call the day after. sheesh.

[Glork]

I could never make a choice from all the fine tail displayed here on stompfest. And for god's sake, I have my number on my webpage (http://www.allyprescott.com), you could at least call the day after. sheesh.
I fear you've made a terrible, terrible mistake.

[Criesto]

No one ever has love for Criesto
D:

[Corey]

i could never make a choice from all the fine tail displayed here on stompfest. And for god's sake, i have my number on my webpage (http://www.allyprescott.com), you could at least call the day after. Sheesh.

holy cocks!

Edit: What I should of posted, is "Those are some of the most beautiful cocks I've ever seen!". ;O

[Lstormy10]

Where the heck did this thread come from?

I spent 15 minutes reading through it and was amazed at the striking narrative unwrapping within its post.

I <3 this thread.

[Iron Lung]

I could never make a choice from all the fine tail displayed here on stompfest. And for god's sake, I have my number on my webpage (http://www.allyprescott.com), you could at least call the day after. sheesh.

after seeing your work, my GF implores me to renew our offer. that was already accepted :D

[HaZe]

I fear you've made a terrible, terrible mistake.


Oh dear God.. I agree with Glork..

[*dianne*]

http://www.davidpencil.com/Heather11.jpg
I'm into making things too, I'm taking a photo class this semester, you know "candid photography"
You know you think that is hot...

[PickleSurprise!]

Tango -- huge mistake for sure.

and if i call you at like 4 in the morning, i'm apologizing now.

ps heart the deviantART. fascinated by your works.

[Lstormy10]

I want some Pepsi, dianne.

[HaZe]

http://www.davidpencil.com/Heather11.jpg
I'm into making things too, I'm taking a photo class this semester, you know "candid photographs"
You know you think that is hot...


I <3 this picture.

[Tango]

Criesto: ..yep -shrug-
Corey: I love all cocks
Stormy: I love you too. :)
Iron: Can I move in?
Dianne: Are you wearing a quilt?
Pickle: Apology accepted. :) PS. Thank you!

[ZUEIG]

Epic Thread. Good luck to all parties involved!

[PickleSurprise!]

@ tango.

Michigan can be warm, I'll keep you warm =D

ps like long walks on the beach and anime. nothing's better than spending a night with anime

[*dianne*]

Criesto: ..yep -shrug-
Corey: I love all cocks
Stormy: I love you too. :)
Iron: Can I move in?
Dianne: Are you wearing a quilt?
Pickle: Apology accepted. :) PS. Thank you!

NO it's a patchwork skirt :/ im disappointed that you were distracted by my delightful skirt and totally missed the wings i make >.<

[Glork]

Preliminary questions:
Prank calls, Y/N?
Drunk dials, Y/N?

[PandaBear Assassin]

lmao wow. I've lost track of just how many people Tango is gettin' it on with lol.

[Tango]

Preliminary questions:
Prank calls, Y/N?
Drunk dials, Y/N?
Yes,
and F*ck Yes!

Edit: Dianne, I'm sorry, I thought I recognized that quilt from your bed last night. Also, I am sorry about breaking your wooden spoon. ;)

[PickleSurprise!]

lmao wow. I've lost track of just how many people Tango is gettin' it on with lol.


Technically none.

But, we're all trying >.>

[Glork]

Oh, and is this a mobile or home number?

[Tango]

Oh, and is this a mobile or home number?
Home. Right now, I live with my older brother (technically he lives with me.) but we are both good humored and phone calls at any hour are not uncommon. My cell is from 1998 and last week i left the charger in one of many hotels, thus rendering me cell-less.

[EpYx]

So, im on page 1 of this thread

i go make a PB&J

come back, and 6 pages?

epic win.




I would seriously laugh my ass off if Astroblack meant this for the guy Tango.

No offence Tango:sign0100:

[Chord]

I would seriously laugh my ass off if Astroblack meant this for the guy Tango.

considering he posted a picture of her and mentioned his positive traits specifically for women, i'd doubt there is a mix-up there.

[ASTROBLACK]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

[Iron Lung]

Iron: Can I move in?
!

Yup, we're getting a brand new custom made bed for 3. I warn you though, shes a blanket hog (but makes up for it with awesome back massages)

[PandaBear Assassin]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

LOL.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by the one and only Astroblack.

[HaZe]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

Ow.. I guess that's what happens.

[hot6]

heartbreak on the internets
she did it for the lulz!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hot6]

you gotta listen to advice dog

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/Korr7898/advicedog1.jpg

[Tippo]

holy f*ck how did i miss this? i lol'd all the way through the thread.

i should do "a new challenger appears" but i'd be too one sided. however, lulzkiller is one sexy bitch

[HaZe]

lulzkiller you abercrombie looking son of a B! I wish bad things upon you.

[Glortex]

I just miss skip one day of perusing the forums and look what happens. =(

[HaZe]

I just miss skip one day of perusing the forums and look what happens. =(

The crazy shit always happens when you're not there! That's how it always seems to work. Take note: Dont miss any more days of the forums!

[Tango]

The crazy shit always happens when you're not there! That's how it always seems to work. Take note: Dont miss any more days of the forums!
True Dat!

10char

[ASTROBLACK]

I dedicate this song to Tango: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE

[Racing Jag]

Tango will be with all Stompfest people it seem lol

:sign0100::sign0100::sign0100:

[Racing Jag]

I dedicate this song to Tango: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE

You just have to go on one date with him now OMG he <3 you!

[Tango]

no one is as cool as Jon Lajoie.

[dash]

epic thread is epic.

Best of luck to tango =o

[Tango]

Actually, this kind of confession is quite common for me at conventions; but usually they are not as attractive as Astro, Lulz, and all the other stompers.

:) You guys are sexy beasts!

[HaZe]

:) You guys are sexy beasts!

This is true. Thx for noticing.

[yokeasaurus]

you gotta listen to advice dog

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/Korr7898/advicedog1.jpg


lol. there needs to be an "ask advice dog" thread.

[Tippo]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff215/XxTippoxX/stupidpose.jpg

i'll just leave this here

it's too bad he's taken, he's incredibly ravishing


http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff215/XxTippoxX/SANY0456.jpg


he's also very protective and can pose "bro"

[PandaBear Assassin]

lol. there needs to be an "ask advice dog" thread.

lol hell yea we do.

[Demon Pimp]

Wow Tango, you're getting more hits here than the girl selling off her viginity. And all that after you posted up about waking up with a big bruise and a sore ass.

Ya can take it and dish it out, that gets ya the repect. Plus ya have to be havin fun seein all these guys (and maybe some of the girls) that want to pwn your privates.

Everyone that has the hots for Tango, please keep your desperate pleas coming. This has got to be one of the funnniest threads ever.

Oh, and who will be answering for "ask advice dog"?

[Princess]

Advice dog needs his own section within this forum.

[XrazorX]

i secretly have the hots for panda too. maybe i should make him a thread

[cykodryver]

advice dog! I need your help should I play poker or counter strike!!!

[HaZe]

i secretly have the hots for panda too. maybe i should make him a thread

I could see why you do.

[Iron Lung]

Wow Tango, you're getting more hits here than the girl selling off her viginity. And all that after you posted up about waking up with a big bruise and a sore ass.

Ya can take it and dish it out, that gets ya the repect. Plus ya have to be havin fun seein all these guys (and maybe some of the girls) that want to pwn your privates.

Everyone that has the hots for Tango, please keep your desperate pleas coming. This has got to be one of the funnniest threads ever.

Oh, and who will be answering for "ask advice dog"?

Hey! the GF and I don't want to "pwn Tango's privates" we want to offer her a loving, stable and lasting relationship.

[CorruptDictator]

So I was bored and actually decided to read this thread, that when I first looked at it only had 1 post, and read through the whole thing. You are all weirder than I had ever previously suspected. It makes me wish I could host a stompfest party and invite everyone... except for astro, he is creepy.

[hot6]

advice dog! I need your help should I play poker or counter strike!!!

http://tools.p0ni.com/?first=get+your+gambling+fix&second=by+betting+in+css&ad2=&cstsz=

[The Penultimate Mohican]

except for astro, he is creepy.

Go find yourself a nice Creisto thread then tell us what you think.

[Criesto]

Go find yourself a nice Creisto thread then tell us what you think.

I could post my Christmas pictures in here if you'd like
Or I could take a fresh new batch just for you Mohican ;-)

[HaZe]

Christmas Pictures!

[The Penultimate Mohican]

I could post my Christmas pictures in here if you'd like
Or I could take a fresh new batch just for you Mohican ;-)

Man, the pictures you DO show us are disturbing enough...but I have a feeling that's just the tip of the iceburg - it's what you won't show us that's really frightening.

and fwiw I have a feeling Astro is awesome at parties.

[Demon Pimp]

Hey! the GF and I don't want to "pwn Tango's privates" we want to offer her a loving, stable and lasting relationship.

This thread reeks of desperation and comedy. Please, "loving?", "stable?", "lasting?"? Yawn, FAIL. You make her sound like an orphan or a lost pet. Tango seems perfectly capable of taking care of herself in game and on the forums, though your Mommy/Daddy offer is kind of disturbing. Does she get a new collar and extra treats if she's a good girl?

Now back to the begging of Tangos affections you stalkers.

I could post my Christmas pictures in here if you'd like
Or I could take a fresh new batch just for you Mohican ;-)

PLEASE, GOD, NO MORE CRIESTO PICTURES!

What does Advice Dog think about Criesto posting more pics?

[hot6]

http://tools.p0ni.com/?first=avoid+criesto+pictures&second=they+are+scary&ad2=&cstsz=

[Demon Pimp]

http://tools.p0ni.com/?first=avoid+criesto+pictures&second=they+are+scary&ad2=&cstsz=


Thanks Advice Dog, give yourself an extra treat. Great advice.

Hey Advice Dog, can Tango find Love in the forums or just a lot of noobs that want to pwn her privates?

[PickleSurprise!]

:O making a huge assumption there demon with that last question . . .

[HaZe]

Pwning the privates is all that matters.

[Enlightened Fool]

Make some babies so I can eat them.

[Iron Lung]

Plus, he completely misses my angle. Also its apparent that hes never been in a relationship that has lasted more then a month?

[Racing Jag]

Come on we all know that Tango gets this b/c she is very sexy and is a girl that plays VIDEO GAMES WELL!(only serious part) so its not our fault that we may stare at here pics this is why girls should not be on the internet lol

[Criesto]

Christmas Pictures!

Hahah when I get home I'll post them just for you ;-)

So when they come up, everyone thank HaZe

[HaZe]

If there were no girls on the internets... D= Now.. Ugly girls on the internet.. They can go. Thx, K, Byez!

[The Penultimate Mohican]

Hahah when I get home I'll post them just for you ;-)

So when they come up, everyone thank HaZe

Hey E - how do I block pictures from a particular user? Better yet, how do I block entire messages?

[PandaBear Assassin]

i secretly have the hots for panda too. maybe i should make him a thread

I could see why you do.

lol aw hell naw.

[Criesto]

Hey E - how do I block pictures from a particular user? Better yet, how do I block entire messages?

Mohican you're adorable!
*pinches cheek*

(and I don't mean your face)

[The Penultimate Mohican]

http://www.freewebs.com/spomonie/mind_bleach_sm.jpg

[Tippo]

hahaha


i hate you break your heart girls, in truth: girls will always look better on the internets. mainly because we don't talk to girls IRL and this TYPICALLY is our chance to E-Bang a woman, which doesn't happen very often, if at all. when a female shares interest in video games, it only makes it better since we have things in common. basically, almost no matter how you look it will be instant "OMG SHE'S HOT" when in truth she's probably mediocre. then again, most of the girls know this and take advantage of it.

or in the case of Astroblack, desperation. since he's never felt the warmth of a women, his plee for mating is only recognized on the internets because of his lack of testosterone.

for the rest of us, we did it for the lulz












oh and LOLKIDDINGASTROBLACK GOTCHA

[PickleSurprise!]

I didn't do it for the lulz =O

<3 Tango. she's cute. I'll give her a reason to move closer =D

[Timmah!]

As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

[ASTROBLACK]

Everyone who posts in this thread is a faggot. Except me and Tango.

[HaZe]

Everyone who posts in this thread is a faggot. Except me and Tango.

:sign0090:

[Racing Jag]

Ya know Tango just go for it one date and if he is a total ass bring a bottle of mace along and spray him lol come on he seems nice enough.

Racing Jag is the voice of reason within this thread.

Everyone who posts in this thread is a faggot. Except me and Tango.

I was trying to help now i just might hit on Tango............................................. .even more.............

[XrazorX]

i think im in love with everyone on SF....giant orgy?

[Racing Jag]

We already got the orgy note we were talking about it on E's welcome back thread

[Tango]

Hurrah! Not a Faggot!

[PickleSurprise!]

Hurrah! Not a Faggot!


QFT for sure.

[TrinitY^PL]

Get ur ass to Chi-town woman!!

yea so u can hang out with me. Winter arent that bad here. i suggest getting some patio chairs for the winter so no one steals ur parking spot on the street. LMAO!!!! (chi-town joke)

[XrazorX]

watch out trin, a thread might be coming for you too

[HaZe]

watch out trin, a thread might be coming for you too

Surprised it hasn't already..

[XrazorX]

WELL THEN. keep an eye out for my next installment

[Snowblind]

toastin this epic bread

also
WI > MN

[Fuu]

This thread is win :)
<3 Advice Dog & Hottttt & all you SF'ers
Good on ya Astro for this thread

[CorruptDictator]

yea so u can hang out with me. Winter arent that bad here. i suggest getting some patio chairs for the winter so no one steals ur parking spot on the street. LMAO!!!! (chi-town joke)

Sad part is its not a joke, we always used plastic crates and these long ass 4x4s.

[TrinitY^PL]

watch out trin, a thread might be coming for you too

but im already taken, so no point in one ne way.

well if u wanna put it that way.
im a gamer and im into performance cars aswell. i <3 SCC Magazine!!!!!

[XrazorX]

shit i made a post for astro i can totally make another one, i was between trin or everyone in SF for teh massive secks orgiess i have this idea. we all get into a room, shut off the lights, and play "whos in my mouth"


ok so i just grossed myself out a little but yeah once im motivated enough ill make more threads for epic lulz

[Demon Pimp]

:O making a huge assumption there demon with that last question . . .

Pickle, given your contributions to almost every thread on these forums, I don't think anyone thinks of you as a noob on any level, I could be wrong there.

Plus, he completely misses my angle. Also its apparent that hes never been in a relationship that has lasted more then a month?

You're not talking about me are you?

As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

Great Austin Powers reference. Laughed my ass off. Great movie line, that somehow fits the thread and doesn't all at the same time.

[Glork]

Pickle, given your contributions to almost every thread on these forums, I don't think anyone thinks of you as a noob on any level, I could be wrong there.lol piklul r teh n00b

[HaZe]

shit i made a post for astro i can totally make another one, i was between trin or everyone in SF for teh massive secks orgiess i have this idea. we all get into a room, shut off the lights, and play "whos in my mouth"

Such a classic game.

[PickleSurprise!]

Pickle, given your contributions to almost every thread on these forums, I don't think anyone thinks of you as a noob on any level, I could be wrong there.


Wow, thanks there demon.

[PandaBear Assassin]

Wow, thanks there demon.

Pickle, given your contributions to almost every thread on these forums, I don't think anyone thinks of you as a noob on any level, I could be wrong there.

Oh shut the hell up.

Pickle ur a noob faggot.

[Tango]

I am going to print off every guys pic on this thread, wallet size, and show them off as my fan base.

[lulzkiller]

I am going to print off every guys pic on this thread, wallet size, and show them off as my fan base.

Am I on top?

[HaZe]

I am going to print off every guys pic on this thread, wallet size, and show them off as my fan base.

That would be to funny.

[Princess]

Am I on top?

No I am noob. I'm first on her list. =P You can't hang with my prinnypboomchicawahwah.

[Tango]

I can't argue with that!

[Brizad]

you know tango, all it takes is PM and Eclyps or I will hit the banhammer for anyone not being respectful. And that goes for you too Panda.. quit hitting on Jokerz.. he's mine!

[Glork]

No I am noob. I'm first on her list. =P You can't hang with my prinnypboomchicawahwah.
...but she saves the best (me, naturally) for last.

[ASTROBLACK]

I am druink and im going to take 10 tylonel pm with some bbeer i hope i die

[*dianne*]

Dont do it astro!!!!! Live to love another day! There's always the lan!!!!

[ASTROBLACK]

i dont want to hang witha bunch of nerds playin cpu games

[ASTROBLACK]

my gf broke up with me like a month ago and i tried to have dinner with her tonight and i bought her flowers and she didnt want to hug me so now i'm drinking and i hope i dont wake up tomorrowe

[ASTROBLACK]

i played tf2

[ASTROBLACK]

u like to hyold hands with gfaggots

[The Penultimate Mohican]

Sounds like a cough syrup night.

[ASTROBLACK]

http://www.stompfest.com/forum/sdfdsfdsfdsf

[ASTROBLACK]

IM SO HOOd

[XrazorX]

dying over an ex = biggest failure imaginable

[godslayer]

dying over an ex = biggest failure imaginable

And thanks to Valve and their silly patches, she'll win by getting the "finished off" point for your death. Best to not give up and quickly call for a medic. We're never too far away....

[Ganwen]

Just give up on life, free up some of the genepool

[Timmah!]

^^^I'm with Ganny

[HaZe]

Just give up on life, free up some of the genepool

LMAO.. That's so wrong.. But why take up space that could be giving to someone else who wants to live for something..?

:sign0065:

[ShangoXG]

lol....i like how this has turned from hitting on tango, to calling all of us - including tango - a bunch of nerds and wanting to kill himself over his ex...
just like lulzkiller.
wow.
Deja Vu.
Killing yourself is the cowards way out. but, tbh i think ur doing it for attention.
probably Tango's
grow up.

[Tippo]

shango until you actually touch some boobs, it's hard to explain to you why this occurs.

[Ganwen]

Why what occurs? Some guy who gets dumped cant live life anymore? onoz!? I can care less about them, so I say again, stop talking about it and do it allready, man up about something. Free up some of the genepool, you dont need to breed.

[HaZe]

Have someone post pics! K, Bai!

[Tango]

Is this threat still going??

[HaZe]

Is this threat still going??

:fighting0004:

[Timmah!]

tbh i think ur doing it for attention.
*ding ding ding ding ding* pretty consistent with his troll posts if you ask me.

[HaZe]

I love lamp..

[godslayer]

I love lamp..

Brick, are you just saying you love things in this room?

[PandaBear Assassin]

you know tango, all it takes is PM and Eclyps or I will hit the banhammer for anyone not being respectful. And that goes for you too Panda.. quit hitting on Jokerz.. he's mine!

Wait a minute dammit...how many times do I have to tell you...NO HOMO!!

[TrinitY^PL]

theres plently of fish in the see, i think tango is one.

now wheres the bait!!!

[Tango]

theres plently of fish in the see, i think tango is one.

now wheres the bait!!!
Fast cars, good looks, chocolate, and smarts are good baits to start with. :)

[masterlink43]

shango until you actually touch some boobs, it's hard to explain to you why this occurs.

dude, he's 16 not 5

[lulzkiller]

Hey hey Shango come on...no offense, but you don't know what it's like out in the world working, especially here in the world of U.S. business. If you're in business, you're in a dog-eat-dog world. There's hardly any cooperation unless there's monetary value at stake. The competition is, in fact, very fierce for entrepreneurs and at times I do get very depressed.

[ASTROBLACK]

they see me trollin.... they hatin

[Jokerz]

please leave your political views out of the all SF related things forums, servers, irc. vent. etc..

future posting along those line will result in a temp ban. from all SF related things.

[lulzkiller]

Are you referring to everyone, or just Astro?

[HaZe]

laying down the hammer..!

[Glork]

laying down the hammer..!
Ahahah. The Hammer.

[sloppy]

good thread wont read the whole thing

[Jokerz]

what he typed is well over the line currently it is directed at him.

[HaZe]

what he typed is well over the line currently it is directed at him.

Yeah.. On a serious note Jokerz.. I want you.. I need you.. Send me n00dz K? Timmah! Already did..

[ShangoXG]

rawfl thank you masterlink, tippo i have touched boobs thank you very much.

And, work, i do have a job now, and college, so ya :/
(work as a cleaner for some offices that develop and safety check equiptment in the oil industry, and have been offered a programming position for their computer system, i start in december!)
so suck it.

and lulzkiller, i wasn't being a bastard or getting at anything, was just saying it reminded me of it is all :)

[Glork]

rawfl thank you masterlink, tippo i have touched boobs thank you very much.
Your own man boobs don't count.

[PandaBear Assassin]

rawfl thank you masterlink, tippo i have touched boobs thank you very much.

And, work, i do have a job now, and college, so ya :/
(work as a cleaner for some offices that develop and safety check equiptment in the oil industry, and have been offered a programming position for their computer system, i start in december!)
so suck it.

and lulzkiller, i wasn't being a bastard or getting at anything, was just saying it reminded me of it is all :)

lol you tell 'em Shango!

[Tippo]

shenanigans, shango. SHENANIGANS!



in all seriousness: after being engaged twice to the same girl then having had her removed from my life indefinitely was probably the most horrifying experience ever... and i've had BAD experiences. i'd say the worst pain is losing the person you love, so suicidal thoughts aren't out of the question. however, if you survive long enough life gets better.

and once you experience that shango, you probably won't understand. :P


oh and yes, touching your own man boobs doesn't count. :)

[ShangoXG]

and once you experience that shango, you probably won't understand. :P

so wait.
you're saying that i understand it now, but if i GO THROUGH IT i WON'T?

nice fail tippo.

i don't have manboobs tyvm, just cause y'all do doesn't mean the rest of us have 'em

:)

[Criesto]

I have manboobs, almost an A-cup :D
But it's muscle...

Good times

[sloppy]

if your 16 and havent touched boobs your way behind.....

[Tippo]

your mom's don't count either, sloppy