beer is my best friend

[cykodryver]

so this post goes out to the invention of beer and stuff

so what is your favorite drink? my second favorite is juice ... prolly OJ cuz it lets me take fifths down like a champ but yea

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DRINK?

[Glork]

I drink lots of milk and TONS of water. I hear both are quite healthy for you.


Preferred alcoholic drink is beer, naturally. Not so high on the "health" meter, though.

[Timmah!]

1. The green Monster
2. Mountain Dew - Voltage

[hOoLiGaN]

Scotch, Vodka, Beer.... whatever. So long as it gets me drunk.

Coke, Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew

[Tippo]

water, ice tea, coffee

[lizardking]

water water water, rasberry lemonade is good too, carmel frapuccinos are yum and alcohol wise i like irish whiskey straight or grey goose vodka straight or bell's oberon or heineken

[Brandname]

Fine red wines.

[Glork]

Fine red wines.I always guessed you were a classy, classy man.

[pancakes? c'est charmant!]

in order of preference: dunkin' donuts coffee, water, glenlivet, newcastle brown, pinot noir, coke zero.

[Demon Pimp]

Non-alcoholic - water - milk - Juice (orange, apple grape as long as there's no added sugar) - Dr.Pepper - coke

BOOZE - Miller Lite - Jack and coke - Jack Daniels shots - Tequilla shots - Jaeger Bombs - Irish Car Bombs - Rum and Coke - Mai Tais
http://www.shopheadlines.com/images/products/Gifts/Homer-beer-mug.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/Leuthen2/badliverjz0.jpg

[ASTROBLACK]

Dewey's Pizza used to carry Ommegang Hennepin (http://www.ommegang.com/index.php?mcat=1&scat=3&yr=1), but they don't have it anymore.

Failing that, I like a good wheat ale. Such as Blue Moon, Bell's, or Schlafly

[Demon Pimp]

Dewey's Pizza used to carry Ommegang Hennepin (http://www.ommegang.com/index.php?mcat=1&scat=3&yr=1), but they don't have it anymore.

Failing that, I like a good wheat ale. Such as Blue Moon, Bell's, or Schlafly


My wifey loves da Blue Moon with and orange slice. She cries now cause she's four and a half months preggo and can't drink (often) so whenever she sees her Mom or sister-in-law (she hooked em up wit da Blue Moon in the first place) enjoying one she gets all sad.

So please, everyone, drink up cause my wifey can't.

[XrazorX]

non alcoholic - any form of energy drink but mostly Monster or Nos

alcoholic (in order) - Stingers (cognac+irish cream = win) Cognac, Dark beer, Tequila , Rum , JD

[Tango]

I tell ya what's not my favorite: whatever I had last weekend that woke me up with a pain in my rear and a bruise the size of a cue-ball on my shoulder. I am still having a hard time moving.. and my voice is shot. You can put it together from there. XD

[pancakes? c'est charmant!]

I tell ya what's not my favorite: whatever I had last weekend that woke me up with a pain in my rear and a bruise the size of a cue-ball on my shoulder. I am still having a hard time moving.. and my voice is shot. You can put it together from there. XD

you were anally raped by a man holding a cue-ball?

[Tango]

you were anally raped by a man holding a cue-ball?
Beats me. (lol)

[Demon Pimp]

I tell ya what's not my favorite: whatever I had last weekend that woke me up with a pain in my rear and a bruise the size of a cue-ball on my shoulder. I am still having a hard time moving.. and my voice is shot. You can put it together from there. XD

But can you put it together? Those kind of trophies usually accompany lost weekend nights. The kind that you're friends help you relive over and over and over, because they always seem to find it amusing to watch you make a fool of yourself. Any clue as to what you were drinkin?

[.eric]

water water water, rasberry lemonade is good too, carmel frapuccinos are yum and alcohol wise i like irish whiskey straight or grey goose vodka straight or bell's oberon or heineken

This guy knows where its at.

[Tango]

But can you put it together? Those kind of trophies usually accompany lost weekend nights. The kind that you're friends help you relive over and over and over, because they always seem to find it amusing to watch you make a fool of yourself. Any clue as to what you were drinkin?

There was an open bar at this party and after some frou frou drunken cherries I asked the tender (whom was in a toga) to make me something that tasted like jet fuel and burned twice as bad. He was right on.

[Guarana]

Mountain dew - im a fan of the light blue new kind, and i miss game fuel every day.

after hours, lienie creamy dark or a black & tan. in a pinch grain belt gets me through nights at a dollar a pop.

[cykodryver]

man I was drunk last night haha

i'm surprised so many ppl answered this haha

something you should try if u like cognac or triple sec stuff is grand marnier (mar-nee-yay) hehe it's nice in a snifter so you can get that nice odor

although it's a little expensive but good

[Brandname]

man I was drunk last night haha

i'm surprised so many ppl answered this haha

something you should try if u like cognac or triple sec stuff is grand marnier (mar-nee-yay) hehe it's nice in a snifter so you can get that nice odor

although it's a little expensive but good

Grand Marnier is awesome, but you're right. It is very expensive. It's also very good to cook with.

[Tango]

I think I figured out what happened
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb320/Anbu-Ally/Stuff/121114364230rm5.jpg

[Glork]

There was an open bar at this party and after some frou frou drunken cherries I asked the tender (whom was in a toga) to make me something that tasted like jet fuel and burned twice as bad. He was right on.
...and yet at the time, these things always seem ilke such a good idea at the time. As shown in my welcome thread, I was at a friend's wedding this weekend. It too had an open bar. Suffice to say, similar happenings transpired.



Also, that picture is hilarious.

[Tango]

...and yet at the time, these things always seem ilke such a good idea at the time. As shown in my welcome thread, I was at a friend's wedding this weekend. It too had an open bar. Suffice to say, similar happenings transpired.

Also, that picture is hilarious.

You woke up with a sore ass? ;)

[Glork]

Hahaha. No. I meant that had entirely too much to drink and thought it was a good idea. In my defense, I blame the groom for making my groomsman gift a flask.


The soreness is in my feet/legs, and came from some 5 hours of dancing.

[pancakes? c'est charmant!]

i think a flask is the universal groom-to-groomsman gift. i got one in february and ended up losing it during that same, open-bar night. and i always wanted a flask! :evilgrin0046:

[Demon Pimp]

There was an open bar at this party and after some frou frou drunken cherries I asked the tender (whom was in a toga) to make me something that tasted like jet fuel and burned twice as bad. He was right on.

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

That will learn ya. I spent 15 years working in bars and nightclubs in and around Chicago. Never as a bartender though. I've known enough of them, that I can tell you, "NEVER CHALLENGE A BARTENDER". Any good one can get you if you challenge them or give them the freedom to make you something you've never had before.

For example: When they would get someone bitching about not being able to "Taste" the booze in their drinks and then the person goes that extra mile to insult the bartender by pointing out that if they knew anything, they wouldn't be working in a bar. Well . . . the bartenders would serve up a "FREEWAY"(Not what they called it in front of the customer). A "Freeway" was all the over pour that would gather in the rubber mat below the glasses where the bartender mixes the drinks. They would simply pour all the over pour into a shaker, add some ice, cover, vigorously shake, Pour over ice, garnish (anything will do at this point) and serve up a "House Special" apologize and say "This one is on me".

The variation on the "FREEWAY" was the "TROPICAL LOBOTOMY"(Also known as liquid panty removers) same ingredients only blended, poured in a big glass and served with orange and pineapple garnish. Served the same way. And always with a big, devious smile. Usually to large, whiny groups of loud women (divorce parties and bachelorette parties) that were looking to get drunk, as fast as possible.

If you've seen the movie "Waiting" you should know that there are some truly funny and slightly crazy people in the service industry. They don't like to be insulted or messed with. And remember, they are handling your food. You may get more than you ordered. Tip well, and treat the bartender respectfully and you can "END" up like Tango.

[Irvine]

A lot of water or Gatorade is all I ever drink, I love the minute maid light lemonade, the normal lemonade is way too sugary.

As far as alcoholic drinks go: Hefeweisen, Blue Moon or Kirin Ichiban is my favorite for beer. Gin & Tonic or White Russian for cocktails. I don't really do shots anymore but I can never pass up an oppurtunity for a 12 year old bottle of Jameson Special Reserve, as far as i'm concerned it's the only whiskey that ever existed.

I quite enjoy having a glass of wine at dinner as well, I have more of a taste for white wine but depending on what is being cooked it may call for a bottle of red.

[Tippo]

pancakes if we go to the same lan i'm buying you a flask. seeing as how you're somewhat exciting sober, i wonder what you're like after downing half a flask + karaoke. so i'm willing to find out. >:]

[chewy]

I love JD straight or with a little coke

[Tango]

If you've seen the movie "Waiting" you should know that there are some truly funny and slightly crazy people in the service industry. They don't like to be insulted or messed with. And remember, they are handling your food. You may get more than you ordered. Tip well, and treat the bartender respectfully and you can "END" up like Tango.

Oh, I was very nice to the tender. This party may have been a 'host club.' If you're unfamiliar, it's a club where rich business women go to pick out a suave guy to chat with over drinks. The object is to get the host drunk and tip him to do sexy things. I didn't spend a dime! So, you could say I got my money's worth.

Thanks for the tip, I won't be harrassing any bar tenders in the near future.

[Glork]

So, you could say I got my money's worth.One could also say that, given how you woke up, you got more than you bargained for. :P

[Tango]

One could also say that, given how you woke up, you got more than you bargained for. :P

Yes, there are other issues that affirm that statement.

[Tippo]

Yes, there are other issues that affirm that statement.

watch out, you might turn out like armond's cat

delivered

[Tango]

Wouldn't that be aweful, don't you say such a thing, Tippo, or I won't let you video-tape next time. Luckily I do remember putting on protection.

[Timmah!]

pancakes if we go to the same lan i'm buying you a flask. seeing as how you're somewhat exciting sober, i wonder what you're like after downing half a flask + karaoke. so i'm willing to find out. >:]
LOL. Beware, pancakes. If he asks you if you wanna chill and listen to some Incubus, run like hell!

[Tippo]

TMI .



psh i was taping myself

edit: and so what about pancakes ;) i do like Incubus :)

[pancakes? c'est charmant!]

this bag is filled with black dildos...

[Glork]

At this point, I've lost track of which parts of which posts are serious.


Except Pancakes' most recent post. Obviously completely serious.

[pancakes? c'est charmant!]

one thing you should get effing straight in your mind right now:

i am always srs.

[Glork]

That's how I knew!!!!

[Timmah!]

this bag is filled with black dildos...
Why is there no Chad? *sniff*

[XrazorX]

this bag is filled with black dildos...

QFTW

Derrick comedy is teh win.

also im a fan of greygoose vodka when im not being a cheap ass, ill usually stick to polar ice though. when im in the mood to be spending then nothing will beat cognac for me haha

[Demon Pimp]

I think I figured out what happened
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb320/Anbu-Ally/Stuff/121114364230rm5.jpg



No, it's more like this.
http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/7/2/1985935/Tango--.jpg

[Sryden..,.]

Scotch, Vodka, Beer.... whatever. So long as it gets me drunk.

Coke, Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew

Pretty much this.

[cykodryver]

Grand Marnier is awesome, but you're right. It is very expensive. It's also very good to cook with.

what do you use it in for cooking?

[Tango]

Thanks for that ms paint cutout, Pimp.

[Demon Pimp]

Thanks for that ms paint cutout, Pimp.

You're welcome, though cutout is a pain. I like to use clone brush, Once I've got both images sized right its a little easier (for me) to just select what I want and carefully paint and object from one pic to another. Made my avitar and sig that way, even my old avitar (still my in-game spray) was made by clone brush. I'm too lazy to pick up any real skilz.

[Tango]

cheers for laziness!

[Demon Pimp]

cheers for laziness!

And Cheers to Booze and to better days after. Unless a sore ass is your thing. Who am I to judge.

[ASTROBLACK]

As soon as I left work yesterday, I went to some shitty redneck bar by my work and played 6 games of pool. Pounding a Blue Moon each time. I tried driving home, but ended up pulling over to the side of the road and barfing my guts out. I decided it was then a great idea to drive BACK to the same bar [i was like 2 minutes from home], drink some more, and then get a ride home.

[Glork]

As soon as I left work yesterday, I went to some shitty redneck bar by my work and played 6 games of pool. Pounding a Blue Moon each time. I tried driving home, but ended up pulling over to the side of the road and barfing my guts out. I decided it was then a great idea to drive BACK to the same bar [i was like 2 minutes from home], drink some more, and then get a ride home.Yeah, not a big fan of the whole "getting drunk then driving" thing.

At least you didn't die. Or kill someone else. Or worse, get a DUI.

[ASTROBLACK]

Yeah, not a big fan of the whole "getting drunk then driving" thing



Yeah you and the whole "law against it". I don't drink very often, because when I do, I do dumb shit like that. Plus, being on Xanax at the same time wasn't very a good idea either.

[Demon Pimp]

Yeah, not a big fan of the whole "getting drunk then driving" thing.

At least you didn't die. Or kill someone else. Or worse, get a DUI.

Dude, DUI is getting off easy. It should be - at least you didn't get a DUI, die or worse kill someone else. While a DUI sucks, it could be worse big time. My sister and brother-in-law have a friend that was out drinking with his wife. On the way home, he rolled their SUV. His wife wasn't wearing a seat belt. She was thrown from the vehicle (didn't survive), he was so tore up that he spent 6 and a half months in the hospital, before he had to go to court for his DUI and face charges for the death of his wife. He managed to avoid jail, but is now raising their daughter (who wasn't even a year old at the time of the accident) by himself.

Its your choice to drink, the same for all of us who do. But, if you're getting behind the wheel, you're playing chicken with a lot more than a DUI. I'm all for drinking, but there's too much to lose, my driving priveleges are the least of my worries. Cabs, designated drivers (I'll take the hit as long as it's not always me). Now that I've got a family, I'd be really pissed to have to lose them to someone that thought they really hadn't had too much to drink.

Thanks to Astroblack for getting the ride home after that mess. Most people would have just gone on and tried to get home after that. Though the Xanax thigs a bit scary too.

"Do not drink alcohol while taking Xanax. This medication can increase the effects of alcohol.
Avoid using other medicines that make you sleepy. They can add to sleepiness caused by Xanax."


RANT! RANT! RANT! RANT!

Sorry about that, I'm done now.

[Timmah!]

Establishing timeline....

Anyone that rides a moped is kind of asking for it, if you ask me.

why would someone who is riding a moped be asking for that? Doesn't make much sense.

Because they are dangerous vehicles and anyone operating such a vehicle without the proper training is definitely asking for it.

As soon as I left work yesterday, I went to some shitty redneck bar by my work and played 6 games of pool. Pounding a Blue Moon each time. I tried driving home, but ended up pulling over to the side of the road and barfing my guts out. I decided it was then a great idea to drive BACK to the same bar [i was like 2 minutes from home], drink some more, and then get a ride home.

[ASTROBLACK]

Thanks for quoting my obvious troll posts, Timmah. That didn't accomplish jack shit. :)

[ASTROBLACK]

Are you guys going to post that picture of the chick that looks like an alien because of a drunk driver to continue the guilt trip? Or will I have to?

[Timmah!]

Thanks for quoting my obvious troll posts, Timmah. That didn't accomplish jack shit. :)
HAha. It accomplished more than I expected already.

[ASTROBLACK]

I drive drunk in school zones. The kids are worth extra points in the crosswalk.

[Tango]

I drive drunk in school zones. The kids are worth extra points in the crosswalk.
Is that a Death Race 2000 remark? Or do people even know what that is anymore?

[Glork]

Dude, DUI is getting off easy. It should be - at least you didn't get a DUI, die or worse kill someone else.Thank you for missing the joke.

[pancakes? c'est charmant!]

this thread is getting awesome.

[Demon Pimp]

Thank you for missing the joke.


Ha



Ha



Ha?

:fighting0092:

[Glork]

1. Harsh or bitter derision or irony
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark


Somebody who chooses to drive drunk is obviously prioritizing *completely* backwards. I was taking a shot at the mindset of the drunk driver with that comment.

[Tippo]

you guys are idiots

[Demon Pimp]

you guys are idiots

Ow:anim_39:

[Glork]

you guys are idiotsSo's your face! [/J.D.]

[Timmah!]

this thread is getting awesome.
I liked it better when it was about Tango's sore ass.

[Tango]

I liked it better when it was about Tango's sore ass.
Let's not go back to that....

PS. I havent been playing much since I have the flu.

[Glork]

Let's not go back to that....

PS. I havent been playing much since I have the flu.itt the flu is an std?


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a136/AjaxUD/Emoticons/shiftyeyes.gif

[Demon Pimp]

Let's not go back to that....

PS. I havent been playing much since I have the flu.

Get well soon, you need to be healthy enough to go out and come back with more sore stories.

[Tango]

itt the flu is an std?

I'm sorry you will have to rephrase that in english.
Get well soon, you need to be healthy enough to go out and come back with more sore stories.
Thanks?

[Glork]

I'm sorry you will have to rephrase that in english.In this thread, the flu is a sexually transmitted disease?

[Tango]

In this thread, the flu is a sexually transmitted disease?
I don't know if you can contract the flu through intercourse, but I am sure you can through saliva.

[pancakes? c'est charmant!]

I don't know if you can contract the flu through intercourse, but I am sure you can through saliva.

if one partner performs oral sex on the other, followed quickly by intercourse, and then soon after the other partner performs oral sex; yes, the flu can be sexually transmitted.

[Tango]

if one partner performs oral sex on the other, followed quickly by intercourse, and then soon after the other partner performs oral sex; yes, the flu can be sexually transmitted.
Yes, I was trying to say that tactfully. lol

[Glork]

So, my point stands!



In all seriousness, though, your ridiculous state of inebriation probably wrecked your immune system. No wonder you're ill.

[Tango]

So, my point stands!
In all seriousness, though, your ridiculous state of inebriation probably wrecked your immune system. No wonder you're ill.
Yeah, actually, several[4] of my friends from the same party said they got sick too! And I am sure they weren't having crazy sex. (ie. shy, annoying, and/or ugly folks.) Just something that got passed around. <_< you're not allowed to use that line against me either. XD

[Glork]

<_< you're not allowed to use that line against me either. XD...but you keep making it so easy.

[pancakes? c'est charmant!]

Yes, I was trying to say that tactfully. lol

i just never thought i would get to post that on the stompfest boards. ty.

[cykodryver]

if one partner performs oral sex on the other, followed quickly by intercourse, and then soon after the other partner performs oral sex; yes, the flu can be sexually transmitted.

acutally it can be potentially transmitted through any bodily fluid or mucosa secretion

also it's easier for males to transmit things with their pee pee than it is to get it through their pee pee fluids/mucus wise

plus the fact that a large percentage of people kiss while sexing up anyway

but panakakes can make you catch the HI five by just looking at you through the internets!!!

[Tango]

Well, isn't everyone just so damn informational.

[ASTROBLACK]

One time, I got semi-hammered on my lunch break then I had to do a teleconference, when I got back. The only times I spoke was when I was saying, "Yes." and "No, but I will look into that."