Is my cat broken? [Archive] - StompFest Forums

armond21

08-03-2008, 09:28 AM

So, I have this little cat, and all these littler cats came out of it. Is it broken?
:sign0001:
Anyway, so I have a half dozen cats now, including the mom. I already named two of them. I'm gonna call one of them Baby Cat, because she looks just like her mom, whom I call Little Cat. And the other one I am gonna name Random Cat, because I have no idea why he is light grey and white and the rest are very dark with a small amount of white. So, yeah. Pics after I get some sleep.

ASTROBLACK

08-03-2008, 12:41 PM

cool thanks

eclyps

08-03-2008, 02:48 PM

can i has one?

The Penultimate Mohican

08-03-2008, 03:14 PM

How sweet! What breed?

Timmah!

08-03-2008, 03:30 PM

You should name one of them "lolcat".

Frodo De Mar

08-03-2008, 04:02 PM

You should name one of them "Frodo".
ahh thanks Timmah! !

Prosthetics

08-03-2008, 05:38 PM

Name one Pros :)

Serially though, Midnight, boots, shade, bleak, sauron, gandalf (the grey and white one), etc

*dianne*

08-03-2008, 05:44 PM

How sweet! What breed?

I am going to take a swing at this one and say....
Domestic short hair?

!warning
<rant>
PS PEOPLE GET YOUR PETS FRIGGIN SPAYED OR NEUTERED!!! I work at a vet clinic and see the result of many unplanned breeding's. We had a boxer come in who was on her death bed because her uterus was home to BILLIONS of bacteria. She had pyrometra, a deadly (if left untreated) infection that non-spayed dogs, cats and well most mammals can get. I'm going to go Bob Barker on ya and say "Please spay or neuter your animals" If you can't afford the bills you can't afford the pet.

</rant>

armond21

08-03-2008, 06:17 PM

How sweet! What breed?

I believe the breed is Bar Cat, as that is where I found her.

PS PEOPLE GET YOUR PETS FRIGGIN SPAYED OR NEUTERED!!!

My next move of course is to spay and neuter them all when they are old enough, including mom.

can i has one?

I was gonna give you one as a wedding gift. :p

Taking pictures now, but It's with my phone so they might be kinda sketchy.

armond21

08-03-2008, 06:22 PM

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g288/keeezpleez/babies.jpg
Very cute, now I get some sleep.

*dianne*

08-03-2008, 06:30 PM

I win, domestic short hair :) They look great!!

pancakes? c'est charmant!

08-03-2008, 06:53 PM

Is it broken?.

no, armond, your cat is not broken. she's just a slut.

A Spiral Ham

08-03-2008, 09:19 PM

I think you just became a dad. :sign0020:

Prosthetics

08-04-2008, 12:24 AM

So this is where you began your epic voyage?

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/5629/armondtsktskvp6.jpg

Tango

08-04-2008, 12:42 AM

Cute! Name one Richard, or Mike, or something really unexpected for a cute animal. XD

Glork

08-04-2008, 01:02 AM

Cute! Name one Richard, or Mike, or something really unexpected for a cute animal. XD
I suggest "Juan"

Tippo

08-04-2008, 01:45 AM

Bill .

*dianne*

08-04-2008, 01:50 AM

Heather Dianne :D

cykodryver

08-04-2008, 02:33 AM

smelly cat?

or space cat

or meowth hehe

oh and yes your cat is broken I suggest throwing them at a brick wall until they don't land on their feet , works for me hehe

Tango

08-04-2008, 03:42 AM

...or Clark

Glork

08-04-2008, 07:06 AM

...or ClarkI heartily endorse this product and/or service! :D

Blonde

08-04-2008, 09:11 AM

My next move of course is to spay and neuter them all when they are old enough, including mom.

2lbs. Thats all they have to be. Mine were neutered at like 6 weeks or less.

Also, I named one of them Pio. Its the spanish onomatopoeia for what a chicken says. My girlfriend is a spanish teacher :rolleyes: but it really does fit him. He was the runt and he wouldn't grow.

los pollitos dicen
pio pio pio
cuando tienen hambre
cuando tienen frío

Timmah!

08-04-2008, 10:50 AM

2lbs. Thats all they have to be. Mine were neutered at like 6 weeks or less.

Also, I named one of them Pio. Its the spanish onomatopoeia for what a chicken says. My girlfriend is a spanish teacher :rolleyes: but it really does fit him. He was the runt and he wouldn't grow.

los pollitos dicen
pio pio pio
cuando tienen hambre
cuando tienen frío
Temporary thread hijack: Well that explains the short-lived Pio Pio Pio alias. :) And here I thought that was just a variation of pew pew pew.
:fighting0034::sign0020:

Demon Pimp

08-04-2008, 12:04 PM

Bubba for a boy.
Charlene for a gilr.

Your cats a dirty dirty whore.

Following Dianes suggestion for spaying and nuetering is the best thing for all of them.

So what are ya gonna do with all of them?

cykodryver

08-04-2008, 08:59 PM

JUGGLE THEM and swords at the same time ... or a few lit torches

masterlink43

08-04-2008, 09:06 PM

Name one the hiphopapotamus and another the rhymenocerus.

cykodryver

08-04-2008, 09:54 PM

his rhymes never stop.............................................. .....

Demon Pimp

08-05-2008, 06:09 PM

JUGGLE THEM and swords at the same time ... or a few lit torches

:confused0054:

Aww . . . Diane aint gonna like that reply.

Although, juggling cats with swords and lit torches might be entertaining and take care of the spay and nueter issues all at the same time.

Guarana

08-05-2008, 06:19 PM

are those pics of the same box as they were all born in, or did you replace the towel? last time i saw that even there was a big ol' placenta hanging out all over everything.
<vomit>

cats are cute though, mine picked me by running up my leg to my shoulder, then not moving till it realized it was leaving.

Blonde

08-05-2008, 06:53 PM

Bubba for a boy.
Charlene for a gilr.

Lawl. My other cat is named bubba.

Frodo De Mar

08-05-2008, 07:28 PM

Name one the hiphopapotamus and another the rhymenocerus.
aint no party like my nana's tea party

Virigoth

08-05-2008, 07:41 PM

name it What about Bob.

cykodryver

08-05-2008, 08:38 PM

why not name it lord of teh rings : return of the king

or maybe the matrix : reloaded

or maybe name it bubba rubb

Guarana

08-05-2008, 11:04 PM

mudkips. everone lieks teh mudkips.

Demon Pimp

08-06-2008, 03:08 PM

mudkips. everone lieks teh mudkips.

Hell to the YEEEAAAHHHH!
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc287/_Rukia__K_/Mudkips.jpg

I may have to rethink my opinion of cosplay

A Spiral Ham

08-07-2008, 01:03 AM

Hell to the YEEEAAAHHHH!
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc287/_Rukia__K_/Mudkips.jpg

I may have to rethink my opinion of cosplay

I fell out of my chair when i saw that. :sign0020:

Tippo

08-07-2008, 01:30 AM

welcome to the internets

jj.am

cykodryver

08-07-2008, 04:03 AM

yes girls can be talked into doing ANYTHING that is if it's the right girl and you know how to

hot6

08-07-2008, 09:57 AM

i hurd you liek them

Demon Pimp

08-07-2008, 11:30 AM

yes girls can be talked into doing ANYTHING that is if it's the right girl and you know how to

Why yes, it appears they can. Who wants to see these Pokemon battle?
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_y9r45jIsllQ/R3jsDWDfdgI/AAAAAAAAABs/4cEHC8JPrhk/Pikachu.jpg

VS

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc287/_Rukia__K_/Mudkips.jpg

Tippo

08-07-2008, 12:24 PM

a new challenger appears

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff215/XxTippoxX/Misty.png

hi, i'm misty and i love water pokemon. i'ma fuck you up mudkip and trap you in a ball way to small for you to live in

Brandname

08-07-2008, 01:27 PM

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/610/threadilikewherethisthrul1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Demon Pimp

08-07-2008, 02:00 PM

Timmah!

08-07-2008, 04:35 PM

I'm too old to know much of anything about Pokemon, so this thread is lost on me. :( But I do know for a fact that this video is epic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOyb-fqnN28

cykodryver

08-08-2008, 01:57 PM

Demon Pimp

08-11-2008, 01:35 PM

I'm too old to know much of anything about Pokemon, so this thread is lost on me. :( But I do know for a fact that this video is epic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOyb-fqnN28

You may not know Pokemon like Pikachu knows the bitches, but you do know funny. That video Killz. LMFAO
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/ZeroTank/Pikachu1000.jpg

How bout a nice big bowl o tastee-bitches?