Coolest weapon ever?

[ShangoXG]

Ok, so i'm bored, and that Zombie thread made me think, what do you guys think is the COOLEST weapon ever, it can be anything from videogames, comics, tv, sci-fi shows, ANYTHING.

Anyways, here is my first nomination, THE TRAIN GUN!

I made it small so you have to click cos the pic has some swearing in it, but just imagine turning a freaking corner to someone pointing that at you! brown trousers time!

(lol the internet has ruined my brain, whenever someone says nomination, i instantly think NOMNOMNOM!),

anyways, MORE WEAPONS! :character0021::fighting0017::fighting0083::fighti ng0021::anim_36:

[Prosthetics]

Too bad the train has no rails, you need a teamate with a railgun :P

[eclyps]

http://images.wikia.com/doom/images/thumb/0/03/BFG9000inaction-HellRevelead-map32.png/600px-BFG9000inaction-HellRevelead-map32.png


BFG

/thread

[ShangoXG]

mmm, that be a prime contender there E :)

[Tippo]

ah the memories of BFG... you hate to love it since it's so cheap

coolest weapon ever? mostly all the weapons in Dead Rising... since everything is a weapon. the best is probably the dual mini chainsaws.

[Timmah!]

Oh my... there are so many...

My first reaction is:
http://www.amandastevens.com/uploaded_images/250px-Bruce_Campbell_Army_of_Darkness-710635.jpg
[take your pic of the 2]

[Brandname]

I gotta second the BFG suggestion.

Although for me, these are a close 2nd:

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6725/invince00656ev1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Goldeneye proximity mines. (I believe this is a picture of the remote mines but I couldn't find a good one of the proxy mines).

[XrazorX]

well i cant seem to find anything on it no matter where i look, but hands down

shuriken and lightning gun

said it earlier only way it could be cooler was if it had tits and was on fire

[hot6]

who remembers the cerebral bore from turok 2 or 3 i forget, but that was the ultimate pwnage

[Iron Lung]

Gravity gun...:sign0081:

[Kilz]

lol.. I love CAD comics.

:party0019:
:anim_27:

[PandaBear Assassin]

Gravity gun...:sign0081:

uh, yea I definitely 2nd this. But not the regular one...the "supercharged" one that you can fling people around with lol.

[ShangoXG]

yay another CAD comic reader :)
i got through all of the comics in 3 days. thats 5 years of 4 comic strips a week in 3 days....man i love 'em
Gravity gun, good idea, now why didnt i thinks of thats?
OOH, another one, the Frying pan from Fable.
yes, if you collected all the secret map parts from the secret chests scattered all around the game, it told you to go to a farm, grab a shovel, and you get a *%^&%^ing frying pan...
Looked kickass batterin bandits with it tho.

[sloppy]

Portal gun....

[Virigoth]

2nd for proximity mines. I started thinking about them and it made my neck muscle twitch again......

[CoolJon]

The motorized auger from Dead Rising. That thing is frightening...if you're a zombie.

[RoqueJa]

Another vote for the Gravity gun.

Also the space laser from Akira is pretty awesome

[ASTROBLACK]

CAD comics are awful, and Tim Buckley is a gross perverted shithead.

Favorite weapon? Crossbow from HL2.

[Timmah!]

Ok, I found it:
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/e/e7/Laserguidedpolarbear.jpg
Laser guided polar bear. End of story. This thread can be closed now.

Other honorable mentions can be found here:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don't_exist,_but_should

[Chord]

The Cleric's Justifier from Hexen:

http://www.gamers.org/games/hexen/images/hexen79.gif

[ShangoXG]

I think timmah just won the thread, unless someone can come up with something more awesome than that (and i fail to see how so far, that is just pure awesome).

[Timmah!]

Ok, so the laser guided polar bear, as cool as it is, is like Sharks with Frickin' Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads: funny and all, but not serious.

However, since fantasy weapons are accepted, I would like to change my submission to this:
http://www.automatpictures.com/images/film_stills/krull.jpg

...let's see if anyone recognizes it. If you do, surely you will agree that it is the coolest weapon ever conceived. :D

[Brizad]

However, since fantasy weapons are accepted, I would like to change my submission to this:
http://www.automatpictures.com/images/film_stills/krull.jpg

...let's see if anyone recognizes it. If you do, surely you will agree that it is the coolest weapon ever conceived. :D

Krull... Classic. I remember watching that in school. lol

[Brizad]

Let's see if anyone remembers this gun and from what movie:
http://images.heritagecoin.com/images/hnai/ebayliveimages/622/l20022.jpg

[Hydra]

Death Star....that wins hands down

[PandaBear Assassin]

Ok, I found it:
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/e/e7/Laserguidedpolarbear.jpg
Laser guided polar bear. End of story. This thread can be closed now.

Other honorable mentions can be found here:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don't_exist,_but_should

I know i'm kinda late but I had a good LOL at this!

[Timmah!]

Death Star....that wins hands down
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant to the power of the Force.

[A Spiral Ham]

Imperial Star Destroyer http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/f/f0/ISD.jpg/600px-ISD.jpg
Or Metal Gear Rex from Guns Of the Patriots http://ps3media.ign.com/ps3/image/article/821/821361/metal-gear-solid-4-guns-of-the-patriots--20070920004511660.jpg

[PandaBear Assassin]

I have the force.

[PandaBear Assassin]

Imperial Star Destroyer http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/f/f0/ISD.jpg/600px-ISD.jpg
Or Metal Gear Rex from Guns Of the Patriots http://ps3media.ign.com/ps3/image/article/821/821361/metal-gear-solid-4-guns-of-the-patriots--20070920004511660.jpg

Ok now surely the star destroyer would pwn Metal Gear Rex but nevertheless i'm rolling with the underdog on this one!!

[Tippo]

metal gear rex is a fckin nuclear war machine. he's also extremely epic

[PandaBear Assassin]

metal gear rex is a fckin nuclear war machine. he's also extremely epic

Extremely epic? Nope. THE MOST epic! Too bad it can't fly lol.

[Timmah!]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/TPM_DoubleSaber_med.jpg
I guess when it comes to cool weapons, it doesn't get much cooler than this.

Oh... and as a more serious rebuttal to the Death Star nomination, I would have to argue that a weapon that can EAT a planet > a weapon that can blow a planet up...
http://guerrerosdesingularidad.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/498px-unicron_dkug.jpg
That's right bitches... muther phuckin Unicron.

[PandaBear Assassin]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/TPM_DoubleSaber_med.jpg
I guess when it comes to cool weapons, it doesn't get much cooler than this.

pfffftt. I have one of these. It aint' all that. :cool0018: LOL.

[Timmah!]

pfffftt. I have one of these. It aint' all that. :cool0018: LOL.
No, you have golf clubs. That's not the same thing. Oh, and you having the force explains all the PGA titles. :p

[PandaBear Assassin]

No, you have golf clubs. That's not the same thing. Oh, and you having the force explains all the PGA titles. :p

Lmao! Damn you!

[hot6]

i just cant believe nobody commented on my cerebral bore comment

[Timmah!]

Let's see if anyone remembers this gun and from what movie:
http://images.heritagecoin.com/images/hnai/ebayliveimages/622/l20022.jpg
I'll admit I didn't know this one off hand, but I found it with a little research:
The Annihilator 2000. The Annihilator 2000 is a machine gun, bazooka, microwave, FM/AM radio, and CD player, all packaged together in a nice little bundle. The movie: Beverly Hills Cop 3.

[Tippo]

and apparently you have to aim up if you want to shoot it, (what's up with the curved barrel?) that can't be efficient. + i remember that lol

[Heretic]

To me, the coolest weapon is the one I had most fun with, which is the plain old chainsaw from Doom, and the katana from Shadow Warrior (anyone remember that game?).

[Timmah!]

i just cant believe nobody commented on my cerebral bore comment
Can't say I ever played any of the Turok games, thus I knew not what you spoke of. Just found a video of it, though... kinda interesting...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEKLa373SIw

And from watching this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMA3PFynT1g&NR=1
There are a lot of pretty cool weapons in that game.

Now I'm tempted to check out the PC version that came out this year. But probably not going to happen.

[A Spiral Ham]

Oh... and as a more serious rebuttal to the Death Star nomination, I would have to argue that a weapon that can EAT a planet > a weapon that can blow a planet up...
http://guerrerosdesingularidad.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/498px-unicron_dkug.jpg
That's right bitches... muther phuckin Unicron.

I counter Failicron with.....http://mybloglogb.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/30/optimus_prime.jpg
Optiums Prime! :sign0081: Begun the transformers wars have. :fighting0061:

[Heretic]

Planet destruction? In that case,



http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/comics101/images/2003/aug27/nullifier.jpg

[Timmah!]

I counter Failicron with.....http://mybloglogb.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/30/optimus_prime.jpg
Optiums Prime! :sign0081: Begun the transformers wars have.

Meh... JetFire was the coolest Autobot ever. Anyone that was around for G1 knows this to be true.
http://www.ntfa.net/ntfa/techspecs/g1specs/Jetfire.jpg http://www.freewebs.com/fourth_heir/artwork/jetfire.jpg

Anyway, I would also like to submit:
Riddick's Knives
http://www.hollywoodfitnessshows.com/images/IMAGE006.JPG

And ED-209...
http://bp0.blogger.com/_Np2X8LxsMLs/RgnocjrX8YI/AAAAAAAAABc/QFtXxzLc7Fo/s320/ED209.jpg

[cykodryver]

personally i'd go for wormhole weapons eg: farscape

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/farscape/images/thumb/a/a3/WWA.jpg/220px-WWA.jpg
this baby takes a worm hole puts one end at a star and the other end at anything you want completely annihilated say a planet

and this one
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/farscape/images/thumb/9/97/PKW2.jpg/220px-PKW2.jpg
basically swallows a star and creates a black hole ... not much beating those two weapons

they are probably some of the most damaging weapons that could be conceived
and that makes them bad ass haha

[XrazorX]

i also just thought of another painkiller weapon that kicks total ass, the gun that throws wooden stakes the size of small *^#$*^#$*^#$*^#$ing TREES its pretty epic

[DeForce]

Musket FTW

[XrazorX]

musket? come on now, if someone could literally materialze complete failure, you would get a musket, or the zombie thread. but really you just simply cannot beat a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning no matter how hard you try

[cykodryver]

unless u get a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning in all directions

[Timmah!]

moar...

http://www.yuanlei.com/transformers/decepticons/gen1/big/devastator_toy.jpg

http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/eder/voltron.jpg

[Timmah!]

...and moar...

The AN/GAU-8a 30mm Gatling Gun (what the A-10 is designed around)...
http://www.clubhyper.com/reference/images/Gau8a_a.jpg

And the AC-130 Spectre gunship...
http://www.strategic-air-command.com/aircraft/images/afa00-photo.jpg

[Tippo]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff215/XxTippoxX/BestWeapon.jpg

[A Spiral Ham]

[QUOTE=Timmah!;52918]Meh... JetFire was the coolest Autobot ever. Anyone that was around for G1 knows this to be true.
http://www.ntfa.net/ntfa/techspecs/g1specs/Jetfire.jpg http://www.freewebs.com/fourth_heir/artwork/jetfire.jpg

I unfortunately was not born in that time period but.... i do have many a VHS tapes with many episodes sooo i guess that makes up for it.

Oh btw Spooky Gunships FTW.

[SwaynTech]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEKLa373SIw