Zombies Invade!

[RoqueJa]

Imagine zombies were to begin to take over the earth. You can choose what kind of zombies you like- I prefer the resident evil/shaun of the dead style zombies...none of that 28 days later stuff. The question I pose to you is:

A) What celebrity would you want fighting along your side?

B) What weapon would you want to fight with?

C) What song would you want playing as your soundtrack?

Notes: for question A it is a celebrity not a character. example: you could choose Sean Connery, but not James Bond.

for question B it can be any weapon real or fantasy.


My answers:

A) Jessica Biel
B) Lightsaber
C) The Final Countdown - Europe

Other popular answers I've gotten have been Angelina Jolie for celebrity and minigun or Ironman's suit for weapon.

[AzzSazzin<TWM>]

Hmm lets see

A. Either Jessica Biel or Natashca Henstridge cause the hero always scores with the hot supporting actress in the end of the world type movies :p
B. Sawed off shotgun because they explode zombie heads so wonderfully
C. Let the Bodies Hit the Floor cause they all would!

[blahdan]

If I wanted to survive:

A: Bruce Campbell (watch Evil Dead series)
B: M249 SAW
C: Eye of the Tiger

For shits and giggles

A: Pre-pregnant Jessica Alba
B: Cricket paddle
C: The Show Must Go On by Queen

Funny this was made after Ive spent a lot of the pas couple days playing zombie mod in cs:s.

[Frodo De Mar]

A. why choose someone like biel or jolie or some other actress, they would just die too quickly and turn on me, i would take chuck norris

B. weapon--a DR trimmer mower (from those tv infomercials)

C. down with the sickness- disturbed, like at the end of dawn of the dead

oh and i would prefer the slower dumber zombies like in shawn of the dead
(this is such a great topic of discussion:D)

[RoqueJa]

A. why choose someone like biel or jolie or some other actress, they would just die too quickly and turn on me, i would take chuck norris

My reasoning for the female choice was that at some point the human race will need to be saved and you want some one hot that can also kick some ass when needed...hence biel. But I do understand what you're saying and Chuck Norris is a great choice- first time I've heard that response.

[Tippo]

well, the obvious choices would be:

A. Mila Jovich

B. M4A1, Glock 9mm, katana for real weapon, or lightsaber if it existed

c. scream, aim, fire - bullet for my valentine

my choice:

A. Gina Corrano (crush on gladiators and Gina on eliteXC... not only hot but incredibly deadly)

B. M4A1, Glock 9mm, Katana

C. All the hardcore music there is in the world on replay

[pancakes? c'est charmant!]

1) schwarzenegger and/or conan o'brien.
2) yea, lightsaber was the best choice here. as long as i get the force too.
3) the soundtrack from lost boys.

[*dianne*]

well, the obvious choices would be:

A. Mila Jovich



I would pick her :D

[pancakes? c'est charmant!]

why don't you idiots spell her name right if you are going to keep invoking her: jovovich.

[XrazorX]

1. jessica alba (dark angel?)

2. good old trusty AK.47 with many many bullets (cant jam that thing no matter what you put it through)

3.if you want peace prepare for war - Children of Bodom


pretty much my basic choices right there

just for the hell of it

1.pre talentless fat ass Steven Segal

2. baseball bat

3. scout bonk song

[Iron Lung]

Clive Owen
M1A1 Tank
Get Busy Child-Crystal Method

OR

Mila Jovavich (5th element style)
Deagle
"BOOM" Headshot on a constant loop

[Timmah!]

Clive Owen
M1A1 Tank
Get Busy Child-Crystal Method

OR

Mila Jovavich (5th element style)
Deagle
"BOOM" Headshot on a constant loop

Yet another person choses Milla and misspells her name. :(

Good thinking with the M1A1 tank though. However... I think a phucking SABOT round is a little overkill, and better for taking out big targets rather than hordes of zombies.

So I guess I would have to go with...
Jet Li or Angelina Jolie (sorry, I can't decide!)
Bradley Fighting Vehicle
Any Disturbed album

[lulzkiller]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j96/Logicone/RocketPropelledChainsaw.jpg

[Enlightened Fool]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j96/Logicone/RocketPropelledChainsaw.jpg

Best Weapon EVER.

I've often wondered this same question(for the most part), as I think many have...

A. Celeb? F that... I don't think I'd personally pick one. My buddy's gf's dad has around 30 guns of all varieties, and my real g-pa owns a gun store...
Guns are more important than movies made.
Unless there's an actor/actress who knows how to make ka-booms. Male or female, I wouldn't want someone buff just bc if they do turn into one, harder to fight off...

B. That's a hard question. Pistols are light, but swords never run out of bullets-and I own a couple of those(not just the crappy store bought ones either) but they're not sharp-sharp.
Swords for the carnage and violence I love, guns for the movie-esq survival.

C. Really the hardest question of them all. For a real situation I'd want no music so I could hear them better. Otherwise something heavy/or/fast- Mudvayne LD50, Slipknot Self titled, or some AFX Aalord series.

[XrazorX]

the game painkiller had a gun that shoots *^#$*^#$*^#$*^#$ing shurikens AND lightning i dont think any gun can be cooler than that the only way it could be cooler was if it had tits and was on fire

[ShangoXG]

hmmmmm...
If me and the celebrity were the last people alive...and this was vaguely serious.

A - Elisha Cuthbert / That Chick from Hancock.

B - A freaking TANK.

C - An Ocean Between Us - As I Lay Dying, just because the chorus is vaguely relevant and it is such a cool song.

If there were other chicks around and i wanted a semi-decent companion and it was just for the hell of it:

A - Will Smith

B - Engineers Sentry Gun

C - When Darkness Falls - Killswitch Engage (Again a relevant choice, this was on the soundtrack to Freddie v.s Jason)

cooooool thread.


Originally Posted by XrazorX:
the game painkiller had a gun that shoots *^#$*^#$*^#$*^#$ing shurikens AND lightning i dont think any gun can be cooler than that the only way it could be cooler was if it had tits and was on fire

HAHAHA! SO EPIC! HAHA!
$%^&$%^&ing epic...man did i laugh at that...

[hot6]

a. bear grylls
b. an assault rifle
c. the song from never ending story (this way its the most ridiculous situation i could imagine)

[*david*]

hmmmmm...
If me and the celebrity were the last people alive...and this was vaguely serious.

A - Elisha Cuthbert / That Chick from Hancock.

B - A freaking TANK.

C - An Ocean Between Us - As I Lay Dying, just because the chorus is vaguely relevant and it is such a cool song.

If there were other chicks around and i wanted a semi-decent companion and it was just for the hell of it:

A - Will Smith

B - Engineers Sentry Gun

C - When Darkness Falls - Killswitch Engage (Again a relevant choice, this was on the soundtrack to Freddie v.s Jason)

cooooool thread.




HAHAHA! SO EPIC! HAHA!
$%^&$%^&ing epic...man did i laugh at that...

Evil Genie grants your wish!
http://www.pu-kumamoto.ac.jp/~rlavin/dellib/covers/book/book342.jpg

You get:

A - Will Smith, as the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air! (useless and whiny!)

B - a Hotwheels Tank! (feel free throw it at one of the zombies!)

C - Both songs arranged and played simultaniously by Elton John and Phil Collins!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!:sign0081:

[Timmah!]

A - Elisha Cuthbert / That Chick from Hancock.
Since you referred to Elisha as "that Chick from Hancock" (which, btw, I did not know she's in and will now need to go see), you need to A) buy/rent "Girl Next Door" (actually a pretty good movie) and B) buy/rent the 1st season of "24".

[Tippo]

charlize theron is in hancock

[Timmah!]

charlize theron is in hancock
...so I decided to check IMDB and Tippo's right.

WTF is wrong with you, Shango? You have a problem telling beautiful women apart?

[ShangoXG]

Since you referred to Elisha as "that Chick from Hancock" (which, btw, I did not know she's in and will now need to go see), you need to A) buy/rent "Girl Next Door" (actually a pretty good movie) and B) buy/rent the 1st season of "24".


i HAVE 'The Girl Next Door' hence why i chose her and i meant it as in Elisha Cuthbert OR that chick from Hancock.

you do need to see Hancock.

:anim_30: watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it. :anim_30::anim_30::anim_30::anim_30::anim_30:

And David, :O how could you! NOOOOooooooo..........:fighting0038::fighting0038: PEW PEW.

tell beautiful women apart? thats almost as hard as being able to cycle 10 miles backwards....downhill....in blazing heat.....in a foam spongebob costume....

i kidding?

[Brandname]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j96/Logicone/RocketPropelledChainsaw.jpg

I love that it has sights.

[RoqueJa]

Another choice for myself:

Armacham 10mm HV Penetrator (Nail Gun) from F.E.A.R.

Samuel L. Jackson

"Paper Planes" - M.I.A.

[Blonde]

a. bear grylls
b. an assault rifle
c. the song from never ending story (this way its the most ridiculous situation i could imagine)

Based on this post, I want hot6... lol!

--Slow zombies for me, otherwise its not fun at all.

1) Bruce Lee - he'd be there for the tense situations like running out of ammo or when I trip. Basically a body guard.
2) The laser gun from Congo and an unlimited diamond supply.
3) That weird music from Dawn of the Dead (1978).

[Timmah!]

1) Bruce Lee - he'd be there for the tense situations like running out of ammo or when I trip. Basically a body guard.

I'm sorry to tell you this, but Bruce Lee is dead. So if anything, he would be one of the zombies.

[ikem1223]

1: Charlize Theron (Aeon Flux/Hancock) <3
2: Tommy Gun <3
3: The Night - Disturbed

[RoqueJa]

I'm sorry to tell you this, but Bruce Lee is dead. So if anything, he would be one of the zombies.


Bruce Lee qualifies.. I should have put in the notes that you could pick someone alive or dead and from certain eras.

Like no one would pick Clint Eastwood now, but Clint Eastwood circa 1970's...hell yea!

[pancakes? c'est charmant!]

in light of new information, i pick odysseus.

[Frodo De Mar]

1) Bruce Lee - he'd be there for the tense situations like running out of ammo or when I trip. Basically a body guard.

Dont know why that mental image is so funny but i lol'd pretty hard.
i can picture ammo gone, someone sprinting away from the on coming horde but then you trip and bruce lee comes backflipping round-housing right over your head as you sit in awe

and i want to change my weapon to a lightsaber also. that sounds like a good idea, until my ninja skillz get carried away and i cut off my arm or leg

[XrazorX]

SHURIKENS AND *^#$*^#$*^#$*^#$ING LIGHTNING that'd totally be my gun i swear you cant get it any better than that

[JMaster299]

A: First thought in a fight is Jason Statham but being the end of the world and all I have to go with a female so I would say Tricia Helfer bad ass Cylon style.

B: Shotgun, with lots of ammo ofcourse. There is no better anti-zombie weapon and can always be used as a club if things get to crazy. A lightsaber sounds cool at first but you want to avoid situations where the Zombies get that close at all costs. Keep them out of bitting/grabbing range as long as you can. Rocket launchers and other explosives fail as they will kill you along with the zombies at medium to close range.

For a fantasy weapon I would take a Goauld Staff Weapon from Star Gate. Great for blasting off Zombie heads and again can be used to bash in skulls when needed.

C: Pantera's Cowboys From Hell!!!

[Enlightened Fool]

Lolz and I was trying to think if this ACTUALLY happened NOW what I'd do..

A tank? Get the gas out the gas stations that have no power to pump it for you. Sure, siphoning will work for so long, but a tank HAS GOT to use A LOT OF GAS. Might as well pick an aircraft carrier....

Seriously, if they were the slow zeds(too much Urban Dead, free zombie MMORPG, but 2d and really crappy drama) I'd be fine with simple weapons, such as sledgehammers and the such. Or just running from them.

Finding food in all this would be the hard part, as most packaged foods will only last so long, except twinkies and canned goods. so about 5-10 yrs of food, then it's back to hunting and growing.

[Iron Lung]

since we can pull things from fantasy..


Obi Wan at my side
The silver surfers surfboard
Some Muse or Rage Against the machine

[ShangoXG]

WAITWAIT! BEST GUN EVAR! BEST GUN EVAR!
This gun from THIS webcomic.
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20080225
BEAT THAT!

then will smith and one of the other two songs i already chose.

but that gun is insta-win against anything.

[Timmah!]

Lolz and I was trying to think if this ACTUALLY happened NOW what I'd do..

A tank? Get the gas out the gas stations that have no power to pump it for you. Sure, siphoning will work for so long, but a tank HAS GOT to use A LOT OF GAS. Might as well pick an aircraft carrier....

Seriously, if they were the slow zeds(too much Urban Dead, free zombie MMORPG, but 2d and really crappy drama) I'd be fine with simple weapons, such as sledgehammers and the such. Or just running from them.

Finding food in all this would be the hard part, as most packaged foods will only last so long, except twinkies and canned goods. so about 5-10 yrs of food, then it's back to hunting and growing.
So your choice for your theme music is 5-10 years of food. Got it.

[Brizad]

A) someone slower than me so I can get away, so John Goodman
B) Dude where's my care movie
C) Marilyn Manson - Eat Me, Drink Me

[Enlightened Viet]

Bruce Lee
Machetes & Katana..I have 2 hands
Metal/Rock/Techno/Trance during the rough moments then classical during the quiet to slow moments.

[Blonde]

since we can pull things from fantasy..


Obi Wan at my side
The silver surfers surfboard
Some Muse or Rage Against the machine

You can pull the gun from fantasy, but the celeb has to be the celeb and not the character he/she plays.

[Enlightened Fool]

So your choice for your theme music is 5-10 years of food. Got it.

Already posted meh answers, Timmah.
Continuing/starting a discussion.
See response #13 ... :)

Like I've said, I've thought about this too much for it to be mentally healthy.

[Timmah!]

Already posted meh answers, Timmah.
Continuing/starting a discussion.
See response #13 ... :)

Like I've said, I've thought about this too much for it to be mentally healthy.
I know, I know, I'm just messing witchya. But seriously, about the tank. I don't see fuel being a big problem. There was no mention of power being out, and even if it was, siphoning and/or just using random fuel trucks to refuel would be such a small price to pay for the safety and killing power of a phucking Bradley - and them things will run on any fuel. Whoever my sidekick is can drive, and I can work the 25mm chain gun. Beats the hell out of a M249 SAW that isn't going to do much more than piss the zombies off. The important thing is that once the hatches are closed, there's no getting in. So yeah, I'm sticking with mah Bradley.

[Tippo]

read The Zombie Survival Guide

a tank is a bad choice

[Timmah!]

read The Zombie Survival Guide

a tank is a bad choice
It doesn't say that.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/262381/The-Zombie-Survival-Guide

"THE ARMORED CAR These civilian tanks are rare, to say the least. Unless you work for a private security company or have a vast personal fortune, it is unlikely you will have access to one. Despite their poor mileage and lack of all-terrain capability, annored cars present a number of advantages for people on the run. Their massive armor gives the driver virtual invulnerability. Even in a breakdown, those inside could survive as long as their provisions held out. A zombie horde of any size and strength would be incapable of penetrating the reinforced steel."

"THE TANK Obviously, any civilian group will not have access to a real tank or armored personnel carrier. What might be available is an armored car, the type used to transport valuable commodities. In this case, the commodity will be your team. Using a "tank" is very similar to the cage tactic in that your goal is to attract the zombies to a specific location, then dispose of them with rifle fire. But unlike the cage, your team members within the tank's cabin are not simply live bait. slits enable them to add another level of firepower to those of the external snipers. Be aware, however, of the possibility that undead may tip your armored car on its side."

And since I'm talking about a Bradley which is much heavier than the average armored car (30 tons!), I'm not too worried that it will be tipped over by some zombies.

[Tippo]

read the area about noise

the last thing you want to do is attract any attention to yourself, plus if it doesn't have a few exits... not good. on top of that, gas, speed and it breaking down. may you not die due to a zombie bite or attack, you'll probably starve.

[ShangoXG]

finefine, i retract the tank as a weapon, instead i choose, hundreds of bits of really thin string, and hundreds of knives, spears, stuff like that

Put the tiny tiny string at about shin height all around the perimiter of my defence, and the knives, spears etc just past it, so they trip and SHWSH! dead.
i originally thought of having just string as my weapon, just to see zombies trip up, i think that would be freaking hilarious.

[Timmah!]

read the area about noise

the last thing you want to do is attract any attention to yourself, plus if it doesn't have a few exits... not good. on top of that, gas, speed and it breaking down. may you not die due to a zombie bite or attack, you'll probably starve.
they have a few exits... 2 top hatches, a driver's hatch, and the back door/ramp. And it can, you know... be turned off when I'm not driving it. Besides, the prologue clearly states that the Survival Guide is just that: how to survive, and not intended for military applications. This thread is about killing zombies, not surviving. And I already covered the gas part. Breaking down is a chance I'd have to take, but at least even if it did, I'd still be in an impenetrable fortress (at least to zombies) with a 25mm chain gun.

@Shango - I think what you're looking for is piano wire (or steel fishing line). Not bad.

[Tippo]

read the last few words. once you're surrounded, your crew might look pretty scrumptious after trying to outlast the undead in the waiting game.


also i want to know what everybody would do i the 28 days later zombies existed... ohhh man

edit: how many random fuel trucks can there be? lol also what distance do those tanks go on full to empty?

[Timmah!]

also i want to know what everybody would do i the 28 days later zombies existed... ohhh man
Yeah, that would suck. Rage virus ftl.

edit: how many random fuel trucks can there be? lol also what distance do those tanks go on full to empty?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M2_Bradley
Plenty, and 300 miles (not including the extra fuel tanks I'd bring along). Oh, and some white phosphorous grenades would probably be nice to have, too.

[pancakes? c'est charmant!]

you douches are ruining this thread.

[XrazorX]

i think those rage zombies would be complete shit to deal with, id most probably pull a dawn of the dead and hitch out in my mall or in the nearest grocerie store or something and barricade it and try to draw the least amount of attention to myself

[The Penultimate Mohican]

Pancakes.
Wolverine's Claws.
Never gonna give you up.

[Irvine]

Humans send robots to Mars. Zombies are baffled by doorknobs.

Anyone who is killed by a zombie ought to be ashamed of themselves.

[hot6]

if they were like 28 days later or i am legend we would all be f u c k e d

[Irvine]

I hate calling those zombies though. Zombies are undead, living dead, reanimated etc.

The creatures in 28 Days Later are more like "infected". Remember the girl's father who changed just by some infected blood dropping in his eye?

There is one cardinal rule with zombies, unless you sever the head then they'll still walk (or crawl). The infected in 28 days later died by gunshots to the chest, gas, etc. (correct me if i'm wrong, it's been a while since i've seen this movie, though it is one of my favorites)

[Tippo]

yeah, you're right. they weren't exactly zombies... they were people with an altered state of mind, hence the infected "rage" virus and the ability to put pain, exhaustion and hunger aside... until they died of course.

i think their main goal was to infect others, since they didn't fight amongst themselves... and they'd do it at all costs... who knows.

either way that's much worse than zombies.

the bad: infections spread much faster, they are constantly like people on adrenaline so not only are they fast, they're strong.
the good: they can be killed easier... in a sense.


oh yeah, my way of answering the questions in this scenario:

A. Dr. James B. Garvin
B. A space shuttle
C. Pink Floyd - Dark side of the moon

[Irvine]

much, much worse. Those things scared the shit outta me

[RoqueJa]

also i want to know what everybody would do i the 28 days later zombies existed... ohhh man

that's when you take whatever weapon you chose and kill yourself...not even worth trying to fight them then

[Tippo]

that's when you take whatever weapon you chose and kill yourself...not even worth trying to fight them then

i was actually going to request that, instead i'd live in space

[Irvine]

but then you'd get attacked by Leprechaun: IN SPACE!

[Tippo]

or a cat on a keyboard

[ShangoXG]

hmmm, if it were the 28 days later ones, if i got about a weeks notice i would build an underground place house type thing, then get as much supplies as i could, then get those spinny things from half life 2 (the ones that spun around and cut you and you would die from touchin them, at the part where you're goin to Ravensomething) all around the entrance, then just sit and eat.

[JMaster299]

For reference, THIS is the shotgun I refer to in my wishlist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c&feature=related

At about the 4:25 mark they cover some of the special rounds it can fire making it even cooler.

[pancakes? c'est charmant!]

for reference, this is a cat on a keyboard in space:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/f/a/efaa780d1ac440bfa70ac1b6944830f0.jpg

[shepherd]

1.) kaytee
2.) the tardis.
3.) daft punk harder better faster stonger

numbber two is stupid becuase most fantasy weaspons have to come with fantsy characters. beucase they wont work with out them.

[RoqueJa]

numbber two is stupid becuase most fantasy weaspons have to come with fantsy characters. beucase they wont work with out them.

:sign0103:hey i can wield a lightsaber like nobodys business.

[Irvine]

:sign0103:hey i can wield a lightsaber like nobodys business.

You Star Wars kid?

[XrazorX]

give me a sniper rifle and smg and a machete and ill be on those bitches like white on rice

[hot6]

for reference, this is a cat on a keyboard in space:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/f/a/efaa780d1ac440bfa70ac1b6944830f0.jpg

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah omg i dont even know what to say to that pic, like who took the time to make that hahahahahah

[Timmah!]

You Star Wars kid?
I missed this post earlier... maybe he's one of these two?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NE5elL30w4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-is63goeBgc

[pancakes? c'est charmant!]

hot, baby, you haven't seen anything yet:

http://whatyouseewhenyoudie.ytmnd.com

[Tippo]

yep, that's pretty much what i was referencing when i said it would be the only thing to possibly destroy me in space. pancewks is unfortunately from the internet so he is aware of COAKIS

[Sour Skittles*]

1) Carlton Banks
2) the Carlton Banks dance
3) Tom Jones - It's Not Unusual

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKlxjbhB9HE

[Frodo De Mar]

1) Carlton Banks
2) the Carlton Banks dance
3) Tom Jones - It's Not Unusual

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKlxjbhB9HE
That is the perfect song for killing hordes of brain eating zombies! hahahah

[hot6]

1) Carlton Banks
2) the Carlton Banks dance
3) Tom Jones - It's Not Unusual

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKlxjbhB9HE

why would you want carlton he would be the least useful person in this situation

[A Spiral Ham]

It doesn't say that.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/262381/The-Zombie-Survival-Guide

"THE ARMORED CAR These civilian tanks are rare, to say the least. Unless you work for a private security company or have a vast personal fortune, it is unlikely you will have access to one. Despite their poor mileage and lack of all-terrain capability, annored cars present a number of advantages for people on the run. Their massive armor gives the driver virtual invulnerability. Even in a breakdown, those inside could survive as long as their provisions held out. A zombie horde of any size and strength would be incapable of penetrating the reinforced steel."

"THE TANK Obviously, any civilian group will not have access to a real tank or armored personnel carrier. What might be available is an armored car, the type used to transport valuable commodities. In this case, the commodity will be your team. Using a "tank" is very similar to the cage tactic in that your goal is to attract the zombies to a specific location, then dispose of them with rifle fire. But unlike the cage, your team members within the tank's cabin are not simply live bait. slits enable them to add another level of firepower to those of the external snipers. Be aware, however, of the possibility that undead may tip your armored car on its side."

And since I'm talking about a Bradley which is much heavier than the average armored car (30 tons!), I'm not too worried that it will be tipped over by some zombies.

Unless you live near a base with actual brads, Abrams etc like living near fort knox the odds of finding a tank is like slim to none. best bet learn to ride a motorcycle. Sleek, fast and has the best mileage although its not quiet.
To answer the topic of the thread
I would pick my uncle who was an army mp for 6 years
an assortment of .22 rim fire weapons
as for music either Iron maidens The trooper or Number of the beast or Muse's Apocalypse Now.

[Timmah!]

Unless you live near a base with actual brads, Abrams etc like living near fort knox the odds of finding a tank is like slim to none. best bet learn to ride a motorcycle. Sleek, fast and has the best mileage although its not quiet.
To answer the topic of the thread
I would pick my uncle who was an army mp for 6 years
an assortment of .22 rim fire weapons
as for music either Iron maidens The trooper or Number of the beast or Muse's Apocalypse Now.
The question was what weapon you would choose. There was no specification on where one might obtain one. Plenty of other weapons have been cited that aren't readily available. Besides, I know exactly where to get an Abrams or a Bradley 200 miles from where I live. I happen to be going there this weekend - Fort McCoy, WI.

As for your choice (similar to others), why would anyone choose a .22 caliber weapon? The only way to stop a zombie is by removing it's head. A .22 (or 5.56mm, if you will) would just going to go right through. If you want a bullet that will reliably remove a head on impact, you don't want anything smaller than a .50 cal.:fighting0021:

And weren't we supposed to choose a celebrity for a sidekick?

[Tippo]

The only way to stop a zombie is by removing it's head.

what? it all depends on what type of zombie.

28 days: can be killed with anything that can kill a human.

resident evil: can be killed with a shot to the head or breaking the spine.

[Timmah!]

what? it all depends on what type of zombie.

28 days: can be killed with anything that can kill a human.

resident evil: can be killed with a shot to the head or breaking the spine.
Didn't we already establish that the 28 Days zombies weren't actually zombies, but mutated humans by a virus?

And ok...assume breaking the spine works, too. You'd still want a higher caliber bullet.

[pancakes? c'est charmant!]

give me a lockpick, a can of "fizz," and barry burton by my side and i will be hot to trot.

[hot6]

that reminds me that macgyver would be great in this situation too

[A Spiral Ham]

The question was what weapon you would choose. There was no specification on where one might obtain one. Plenty of other weapons have been cited that aren't readily available. Besides, I know exactly where to get an Abrams or a Bradley 200 miles from where I live. I happen to be going there this weekend - Fort McCoy, WI.

As for your choice (similar to others), why would anyone choose a .22 caliber weapon? The only way to stop a zombie is by removing it's head. A .22 (or 5.56mm, if you will) would just going to go right through. If you want a bullet that will reliably remove a head on impact, you don't want anything smaller than a .50 cal.:fighting0021:

And weren't we supposed to choose a celebrity for a sidekick?

I don't know about you but I'm not carrying X number of pounds of 50 cal ammo when i could easily go into any random gunshop, walmart and carry 10- 20 boxes of .22 and have more then enough ammo and have less weight. And besides a headshot is an instant kill when it comes to zombies.

[JMaster299]

Didn't we already establish that the 28 Days zombies weren't actually zombies, but mutated humans by a virus?

And ok...assume breaking the spine works, too. You'd still want a higher caliber bullet.

The RE zombies were just mutated by a virus too, they just acted more Zombie like except for Nemis and Alice. Night of the Living Dead zombies where the result of a government virus/chemical too.

[pancakes? c'est charmant!]

no they weren't, you dumbass, it had something to do with an occultation of the planets.

[JMaster299]

no they weren't, you dumbass, it had something to do with an occultation of the planets.

Quote direct from IMDB plot summary for Night of the Living Dead. "Speculation rests on a radiation-covered NASA satellite returning from Venus, but it only remains a speculation." As I said it was some government thing. Happended to be radition but it was the still the goverments fault.

[RoqueJa]

You Star Wars kid?


lol I wish I had skills like that...

I heard the best answer for the weapon of choice from someone at my work:

Yoshi...Eat those zombies and crap out eggs. Plus you've got a sweet ride.

[Frodo De Mar]

all this talk makes me want to play the zombie half life mod.

[A Spiral Ham]

all this talk makes me want to play the zombie half life mod.

How About Dead Rising?

[JMaster299]

How About Dead Rising?

Such a good concept, such shitty weapons. I want to bash zombie heads and I don't want to have to go looking for a new weapon every ten hits. Only weapon worth the trouble was the big construction drill thing. Stick a zombie on the end, turn it on and watch his body parts fly off as he spins around.

[XrazorX]

hardware store ftw just put oil slicks in front of the door and make it rain pipes and paint buckets

[DeForce]

wellll....
1) aladdin and/or raiden (MGS4)
2)Musket
3)Barney theme song.....that would get me so *^#$*^#$*^#$*^#$ing pissed that i would have to *^#$*^#$*^#$*^#$ those zombies up