eb0 has arrived!

[eb0]

hey guys, just thought I'd let you know I'm finally on the forums. interested to see how many ppl I play with are on here also:party0019:

[ShangoXG]

hey Eb0, glad you could join us on these lovely forums.
welcome and stuff.
and lol at these new smilies we has haha.

i guarantee someone will post this so i will first -
:sign0149:
dont mean it! :)

[AzzSazzin<TWM>]

Hiyas Ebo good to see you on the forums!! Now I'll see if I can find you in game so you can pwn me like usual :fighting0004:

[Phearr]

Hey im new here too

[eclyps]

eeeeb00000!

nice to finally see you on the forums!

[Enlightened Fool]

Join Date: 06-24-2008

You've been here for a week or so now, thought I saw you somewhere else on the forums!!!

BTW- did I play w/you and your gf on CSS server eXcentrix( E.F. HD )? I swear I recall playing there with you two for some time-- unless there's some other bf/gf combo named eb0/eb0's girl....

[.sf|BehavyuR]

Ahoy eb0, how goes it? Good to see you outside of a me-getting-blown-to-bits-by-your-sentry/rifle/etc. setting. :sign0001:

[dash]

hi eb0 good to see you on the forums =D

funny how everyone ignored phearr's post oO.

hi to you to phearr!

[noirutla]

hey, Northern neighbor :)

[AzzSazzin<TWM>]

Greetings and salutations to you also Phearr!! :evilgrin0041:

[Prosthetics]

yo, finally you're here :P

[Iron Lung]

welcome, if you are as ruthless here on the forums as you are on the battlefield you'll fit right in:character0022:

[Prosthetics]

welcome, if you are as ruthless here on the forums as you are on the battlefield you'll fit right in:character0022:

If ruthless means without mercy then does ruth mean with mercy?

[Bob the Builder]

Kinda like the game lately, I'm around but only in small quantities.

[screwed]

welcome to the forums, dude.
Hopefully you will be treated as nice as I have :P

:anim_32:

See you in a game.

[eb0]

Fool - I don't know... maybe, we played CS:S for along time alotta places. We mainly played at Gamerscoalition bc I magically met a neighbor and a kid I used to hang out on there when they had a spray of "Sherril's Eat Here And Get Gas" billboard that every Kokomian knows when driving down to Indy. But that server sounds oddly fimiliar so theres a good possibility. But about eb0's girl I had to fight her to play CS:s and they she got addicted and wouldn't stop playing. Then I suggested TF2 and for about a month she fought it again... and you've obviously know how this turned out.

And yes I've been on for a week, but you bastid I was at work and didn't troll enuff to warrant a welcoming. lol

But seeing as how I'm deathly bored 90% the time at work you should see me on here quite a bit.



Hey Phear! :makeout:


I'll get eb0's girl to sign-up (aka I will sign her up for her) :pimp:

I vote more crude smilies! I look at them and just wonder how to bestly use it.

:anim_20:< How I feel about... Pyros, crit rockets, Herron, Scharnhorst, and backstabbing spies who live after I shoot 2 clips into them as sniper, and demo men who use my ADD against me and place stickies cuz they know like hell im gonna wait for more than 10 seconds or choose another way, then shortly after I say run in anyways and get blowed up.:anim_39:


But I have an IDEAR! I know we have custom map night, but I think whatever night that isn't Fri or Sat I dont remember, but the other night have a complete server vote night. Ya feel me? :homoswitch: But seriously, I think thatd be a grrrreat idea! Cuz then everyone gets what they want, or the majority, but who cares about the minority? Unless ur a democrat:sign0149:. jk kinda.


But we shall be on tonight to have "big fun"(thats what she said) :confused0052:

And its good to see all of u guys on forums, I'm glad to see alotta regs on here, cuz there is no good gaming community without a good forum with good admins.

So at about 8 tonight I expect to see you all on Fast Respawn or else. :fighting0038:


P.S. Prosthetics -
Three guests check into a hotel. The Cashier says the bill is $30 so each pays $10. Later the cashier realizes the bill should only be $25. To rectify he gives the bellhop five singles to return to the guests. On the way back to the room the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money evenly. As they didn’t know of the revised bill, he decides to give each guest a dollar and keep two for himself.
Now that the guests have been given a dollar back, each has paid $9. Three times nine is 27 and the bellhop has $2. Two plus 27 is 29. If the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining dollar?

I will be awaiting the answer later in this thread.


Another: A father and his son are in a car accident. The father dies at the scene and the son is rushed to the hospital. At the hospital the surgeon looks at the boy and says "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son" .... How can this be??


PSS If anyone googles these answers then your automatically banned from posting an answer.

If anyones brain explodes sry, when you joined the stompfest forums you signed an agreement that states you joined at your own risk, any personal injury or death are not the responsibility of Stompfest or any admins/members.:cool0010:

[eb0]

So at about 8 tonight I expect to see you all on Fast Respawn or else. :fighting0038:





:fighting0092: Actually, all you SF members, I better make it 8:30... so I make sure I can get in.. lol

[hOoLiGaN]

sup eb0 man i been waiting for you to get here!!!


(LOL)

[ShangoXG]

the second one eb0, i know the answer. i'll write in white just incase you guys dont want the answer -

The surgeon is the boys mother

correct? the first one confused me, so i can't be bothered to work it out.

[Prosthetics]

Highlight scroll a lil for answers















#1
Silly riddle :P. The equation should not add $2 making it $29 but subtract it making $25. The cashier takes $25, each guest gets $1 so $3, making $28, and then the other dude gets $2 making $30. Think of it as a venn diagram, only the cashier's $2 covers the $5 that the guests supposidly paid.

Took me about 1 min to figure it out har har.

2nd one is hard...about 10 mins of pure thought and my brain was about to exlode, then it hit me, the surgeon is his mommy :)


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[eb0]

ok smarty pants's.

What gets wetter while it dries?
>A Towel

What can run but not walk?
>A River/Stream/Water

What asks no questions but demands an answer?
>A Doorbell

Drew turns off the light in his bedrrom. The switch is 100 yards away, but he still manages to get into bed before it is dark. How does he do it?
>He went to bed before dark.

A man was driving a black truck thru a busy town
His lights were not on.
The moon was not out
Suddenly a young girl stepped onto the road.
The man swerved to avoid her.
But how did he see her?
>Its in the daytime.

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
> Chicken or an Ear of corn

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
> A Rug

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
>A Coffin/Casket

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
> Sponge

What can you catch but not throw?
>Cold

Give me food and I will live, but give me water I will die, what am I?
>Fire

Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?
>A tissue

What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?
>Paint

What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
>Kangaroo

Lets see how bright you really are! In 5 days, any unanswered questions shall be answered. (Can't believe I remember all these riddles.) Same rules apply, if you googled plz dont post answers. I'm sure others will appreciate if you try to mask your answers in some way.

Good luck!! :anim_32:

-eb0


Updated: answers are in white so highlight underneath and get your super secret invisible ink answers.:party0002::fighting0040::party0002:

[Bobalicios]

What gets wetter while it dries?
A towel

What can run but not walk?
water

A man was driving a black truck thru a busy town
His lights were not on.
The moon was not out
Suddenly a young girl stepped onto the road.
The man swerved to avoid her.
But how did he see her?
It was daytime



The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
Casket

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
Sponge

What can you catch but not throw?
A cold

Give me food and I will live, but give me water I will die, what am I?
Fire

Highlight for my answers.

[Enlightened Fool]

Fool - I don't know... maybe, we played CS:S for along time alotta places. ... But about eb0's girl I had to fight her to play CS:s and they she got addicted and wouldn't stop playing. Then I suggested TF2 and for about a month she fought it again... and you've obviously know how this turned out.
Yeah I remember this, first playing w/you then every once in a while it'd be ebo's girl, then I hardly saw you anymore...


PSS If anyone googles these answers then your automatically banned from posting an answer.


I'll just go grab my book, I think it was, "Test Your Lateral Thinking IQ" for the answers :) .
Very thin book, paperback?
If my memory serves me right, that is, but I'm sure the riddles are possibly in other books.

[Prosthetics]

What gets wetter while it dries?
Towel

What can run but not walk?
your mouth? :P

What asks no questions but demands an answer?
dunno

Drew turns off the light in his bedroom. The switch is 100 yards away, but he still manages to get into bed before it is dark. How does he do it?
He went to bed during the day? lol

A man was driving a black truck thru a busy town
His lights were not on.
The moon was not out
Suddenly a young girl stepped onto the road.
The man swerved to avoid her.
But how did he see her?
Street lights were on or it was during the day

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
An ear of corn

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
Carpet

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
Dunno :o

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
Spongebob square pants

What can you catch but not throw?
A cold

Give me food and I will live, but give me water I will die, what am I?
What those overpowered pyros shoot :P

Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?
A wave?

What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?
Paint lulz

What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
??? Either a kangaroo or a frog

[ShangoXG]

crap i had the answer for most of those as i was reading them but u guys beat me too it lol... :(

[Xzi]

Omg Liek Hai Lol

[eb0]

lol well you guys already got most so ill edit and let u know the answers.:party0045:

[eb0]

Yeah I remember this, first playing w/you then every once in a while it'd be ebo's girl, then I hardly saw you anymore...



I'll just go grab my book, I think it was, "Test Your Lateral Thinking IQ" for the answers :) .
Very thin book, paperback?
If my memory serves me right, that is, but I'm sure the riddles are possibly in other books.

Thats bc I started on TF2
:party0018::party0019:

And neg on a riddle book.
http://www.megomuseum.com/dc/riddler.JPG

all these riddles are stupid things I've heard and remembered. Maybe I have an alter ego...:character0006:

[EpYx]

OMGZOR it is teh eb0


:party0042::party0033:

[eb0]

OMGZOR it is teh eb0


:party0042::party0033:


http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/images/Eye%20Candy%203.jpg


Epikzcaekz glad to see you here!!

[Prosthetics]

omg this topic needs to die!1!1!111!!!

[eb0]

omg I needs to die!1!1!111!!!

fixt :sign0100: