Messing with scammers :)

[eclyps]

UPDATED 1/20/08

New Scammer. Scroll down and look for the quotes :)

[Princess]

rofl! I'll wait until I see their next response and then I'm all over a good story!
OOO how about they took to long to respond so your price has just gone up! And you just so happened to have an uncle, your only living family member who just got diagnosed with herpes and needs a dick transplant. She must offer up her brother's penis in order for you to help her. lol. I'm a prevert!

[BADog]

rofl! I'll wait until I see their next response and then I'm all over a good story!
OOO how about they took to long to respond so your price has just gone up! And you just so happened to have an uncle, your only living family member who just got diagnosed with herpes and needs a dick transplant. She must offer up her brother's penis in order for you to help her. lol. I'm a prevert!

With the voice of a young lass, aye, you'll make some older man a mighty fine boss!

[Enlightened Viet]

Its pretty funny how polite scammers are.

[Fuu]

my late Parents Chief Dr and Lolo Ahmed tureh, who was into cocoa/Cotton export, died last year after a brief accident

A brief accident?
Chief Dr? Was into the cocoa/cotton export?
lul?

Looks like fun E, keep us posted

[NoOdLeS<3]

Miss Vivianne Tureh,
Since you cant offer me the 18% that i was looking for, i tell you what. out of the kindness of my heart i will accept your offer. You will have to send me all of your information so i know exactly whats going on. I need to know your full name and address and also i need your breast size. Yes i said your breast size. If you let me titty fuck you than i will give you that 8% discount.



And you thought u was perverted

[Dr. Acula]

Or you can reply.

Since your parents have recently died, perhaps I can adopt you. It is now trendy for us with money in my country to take people from their shitty country and act like we care. If you are interested in this I can begin the process immediately I simply need copies of all your personal information and 250,000 USD to begin the process.

[eclyps]

updated!!!!

[eclyps]

Updated again. This will be EPIC if it works :)

[sloppy]

lol ecplys pwnz....keep dreaming!!

[leoftw]

oh snap !!!

[Prosthetics]

lol this is rediculas. I will laugh my ass off if this turns out to be legit.

[The_Watcher]

LOL!!! Pwnz.. That's great. Knowing this won't work out for you, I still want to give you props, that was creative. Not to mention hilarious.

[hot6]

e haz too much time on hands, but pretty funny

[A Spiral Ham]

"The passphrase will be the word "Eclyps", as the first part of my email name. The second part will read "Pwnz", which is a random combination of letters which would be hard to guess".
Best line EVER.:D ROFL

[Criesto]

Haha, man if I did this and it turned out to be legit, I'd feel like the biggest pile of dog shit ever


Good luck with this =P

[eclyps]

actually, their email account was deleted... very sad.. :(


i'm sure i'll get another one of these emails in the next month or so... keep an eye out for version 2.0! :)

[eclyps]

UPDATE!

Unfortunately, the email of the previous scammer was deleted....


SO - all I had to do was wait a week or 2 for a new one! :)

Dearest One,

Based on your profile, the trust and God's divine guidance that I have this great oppoutunity linking up to you, though we have not meet before but I believe that one have to risk in confiding his secret to succeed sometimes in life.

It is my pleasure to write you after much considerations requesting for your assistance My name is Miss Mary Clement, 20years old . I am the only daughter of late Mr and Mrs Clement. Mr. Johnson Clement, My father was a very wealthy Cocoa and Diamond Merchant in Monrovia the Gold Capital city of republic of Liberia in West Africa based in Abidjan Ivory Coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates while my mother died when i am little and my father took me so special because I am the only child. Before the death of my father on 4th November 2005 in a hospital here in Ivory Coast, he secretly called me and told me that he deposited a huge sum of $7 million Dollers ($7,OOO,OOO USD) and the Diamond inside a box which he deposited with a Security and Trust Company her in Ivory Coast as family trasure. He also made me understand that it was because of this wealth he was poisoned while on a business trip with them and he instructed me to look for a foreign partner who will help me retrieve this box out from the Security and trust company conutry and be my guardan to invest it for me, my purpose of contacting you is for you to help me is as my late father advised me at his sick bed.
1) To Retrieve this box with the money and Diamonds inside to
your location.
2) To make arrangement for me to come to your country to
continue my education.
3) To utilize this money by investing it in good
busness.
I・am now under hidings to safe my life from any accidential harm that might befall me from them. Please tell me if you will be of asistance to me after your good considerations i am willing to reward you with 15% of the money for your good assistance, i will be glad if you will get back to me soon to tell me of your interest so that i will give you the contact information of the security company for you to
contact them on my behalf as i will be introducing you.

I am pleading to you with the name of Almighty God to help me out of this problem.coincidentally Ivory coast is now having it's own political unrest,

I am kindly waiting for your soonest response.

MAY GOD BLESS YOU.

All my love,
Miss Mary Clement.


My Response
Miss Mary Clement,

If you would like my cooperation, I will require no less than 20% of the 7 million USD. Since your family is in the diamond business, I would also like a single diamond with a 4CT weight. I would expect this to be a nice diamond with great clarity and color. If this is okay with you, let me know ASAP.

Thank you

Her Response
Dearest Alec,

Thanks you very much for your response to my mail. I really appreciate your willingness to help me. Please i want to inform you that i choose your address by devine direction. I know you will feel surprise about my proposal especially when it is coming from someone you have never known before. You know it looks strange for someone to entrust such money in the hands of someone she does not know. It took me a lot of pains to make this decision to contact you for assistance after much prayers and i believe the almighty has directed me to you. Here is my picture, please try to send me your picture also.

Most importantly, I want you to show your credibility, promising that you will be honest and trustworthy to me during all our business transactions , because this business involves a lot of money (US$7 million) so i hope that you will be the right one to offer me a kind assistance without any dissapointment or distrust of any kind.

Secondly, you have to keep this business confidential and top secret between you and i, because even the security company in where my late father deposited the Box containing this money does not know the true content of the box because he disguised the content of the box as containing Family Valuables for security reasons. I have never contacted anyone regarding this business before this time because of the confidentiality required in this transaction. I will the happiest one to leave this country soon if you promise to help me and retrieve this consignment from the security company so that I can join you over there.

Regarding the assistance i need from you. I want to help me retrieve the box from the security company and after then transfer the money into your personal account so that i can come over there and start a new life. Since you have promised me that you will help and make sure that we retrieve this consignment out from the Security Company. I will like to live in your country both for the investment of the money since I have been in trouble in our bad country no one can be able to render help.


After giving me the necessary assurance, i want you to include in your next your full contact information detail, i mean your full name, your mailing address, your phone number and fax for the easy communication. Finally, Like i said, i have agreed to offer you 15% of the total sum of money contained in the box for rendering your assistance to me and whatever you expend in the process of the transfer upon my arrival. If is that 20% you real need in other to help me out. I promise you, you will have it. Since i do not knwo how to invest this money you will also help me to invest it as soon as the money comes in your country. I hope that will be ok for you and me.

I will be given you the contact information of the Security Company as soon as i confirm your willingness in assisting me over this transaction. I hope to find a trustworthy partner in. Thanks and remain bless. I am eagerly waiting for your urgent reply soonet today.

Yours Sincerely,
Miss Mary Clement.


[Image Attached]
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2052/maryht8.jpg


My Response
Miss Mary Clement,

I accept your offer of 20%. You see, I am a wealthy entrepreneur in texas with approximately 11 million dollars to my name. I do not meddle with small business deals.

I have included a scan of my drivers license, as it is the only photo I have of me at the moment. I do hope you understand why I crossed my address out, as you do not have my full trust just yet. You see, it is relatively strange that someone would come out of the blue and email me something like this. Your picture helped reassure myself that you are indeed a real person (and a very very sexy one at that), but I'm afraid I will need more proof.

When dealing with partners overseas with my business, I require them to send me a picture of themselves holding a paper with a secret passphrase known only to myself and the partner. By doing this, you would gain my complete trust and we will be able to continue business as normal.

Please take a picture of yourself (or one of your partners) holding a piece of paper with the word "Eclyps" for part of my email, and "pwnz", which is a randomly generated set of letters which would be hard to guess. Like I said, this will prove to me that you are real and not a fake person.

I imagine this transaction will cost money, so I have set aside approximately $15,000 USD to help with this. It is a small price to pay for what I shall receive in return.

Thank you, and I hope to hear from you soon.

[Image Attached]
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/747/me1ytl1.jpg

[Snowblind]

i rofl'd at its story

[A Spiral Ham]

Yippee-Ki-Yay MotherF#cker.:D

[Fuu]

I lol'ed at the driver's license too...

[axemurderer]

That drivers license is the best damn thing in the world. :P

[Snowblind]

Mary Clement is an author lol
i goggle her name an all these books and author shit was the response lol

[eclyps]

Her Response
Dearest Alec,

How are you doing today again? I hope that you are doing fine in the Lord. Thanks for your mail. I am very great full for the letter you write me and all the contents in it, it pleased my heart that I have come across the right person that I was searching for, all my prayer for you is to make sure that you will keep your words as you have just said right here in your mail.Plesae keep on praying for God to help us get this Box fast.So that i can come over to meet you. Why i needed your help is that you know and i am still a small girl and i do not know how and what to invest the money in to that is why i need your help please. So that you can help me out get this money in your care with out any problem and help me invest it in your country. Why i come over there to futher my education. Thanks also for that of your picture i love that. Like what you ask me to do i will go now and take a picture, please before that make sure you have contacted the security company. As soon as the picture is out i will scan it for you and send it so that you will see it. You know here if you take a picture it will take a day for it to come out depending on where you take it. If it will come out today i will send it to you please.

I have gone to the security company this morning. When I got there I introduced you as our family friend, I told them that you will be helping me to retrieve our consignment box from them, after submitting your name, they said they will like to hear from you So I want you to contact them immediately and introduce yourself to them just like I told them. With you full contact information's. Ask them to tell you the requirements and procedure for the retrieval of Late Mr Johnson Clement consignment deposited under their custody with registration number VACFSC/3568/JC and their security code VACFSC/2003/0814/JC. This is the name and address of the security company. Contact them immediately by phone and also send them an email so that they will respond to us very urgent as the director of the security company wants to discuss about this matter with you because I have tell him that you and him will discuss everything about the transaction.

VIGAR ASSISTANCER CHALLENGE FINANCE AND SECURITY COMPANY.
ADDRESS.01 BP 1424 RUE COMMERCE.4 ABIDJAN 01.
ABIDJAN,COTE D' IVORE.
TEL:00225 06901508
FAX:00225 21251509
EMAIL: vigar_assistance_company@yahoo.fr


The name of the director is Mr Jude Richard. Like I told you the security company is not aware of the money, my father declared the content of the box as our FAMILY VALUABLES so on no account must they know that there is money in the consignment. I want us to finish this transaction as soon as possible so that I can come over your country immediately and have a better life. One more thing, I want you to please keep this transaction secret for now until the money finally get into your account. No body else knows about this transaction, that is why I want you to keep it secret, let it be between you and me only.


I am not in good position with money here that is why I contacted you for your help.As soon as we have this in your country and you have all that is inside with you. Then you will put your hand inside there to send me my visa money to come over and meet you for the betterment of my life.
Do let me know when you contact them so that I can forward the documents of the consignment to you. I Hope to hear from you again.
Yours Faithfully.
Miss Mary Clement.
(Please contact the security company).

My Response
Miss Mary Clement,

It may be disappointing to hear, but I will not continue business further until my initial request has been granted and I have a picture of you holding a paper with the passphrase "Eclyps" and random letters "pwnz" written on them. Like I said, once you do this for me, I will trust you 100% and we can immediately carry on with the transaction.

Please do not contact me again until you have this picture. I am a very busy man handling a lot of money every day. I must tend to my several businesses first until I trust you completely. Then you will of course come before my businesses. Perhaps we can get married in Texas and have many many children. I hope you do not have any STDs.

Thank you.

[Fuu]

Mary Clement is an author lol
i goggle her name an all these books and author shit was the response lol

lol, guess it's Bruce Willis and Mary Clement getting it on then... Guess it's fun on both sides now :) Wonder if there is some thread in a scammer forum and they're posting E's messages.. lol

And what's with the fear of STD's all of a sudden E? You never used to worry when you had secks with all those trannies :P

[eclyps]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

just picturing some nigerian forum and some guy posting this laughing with all his online friends...

hahahahahahaha....

[Princess]

rofl! the bruce willis drivers license was classic.

[eclyps]

OMG HUGE UPDATE!

Her Response
Here is the Picture please contact the security company now and get back to me with there mail so that we can know what to do next.
Thanks and have a nice day,
Miss Mary Clemeny.

[Image Attached]
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k60/Eclyps19/marypic.jpg


THEY MSPAINTED HER HEAD ON!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Fuu]

HAHAH, I love this... You shoop, she shoops back at you... They shooped her earrings out tho... Dude... You should totally use this as your spray :D

[eclyps]

it's DEFINITELY going to be my spray...

this goes down as epic...

[Tippo]

OMFG that's fantastic. WINRAR

[chewy]

Nice work E!! I love this. I sent this to a few people already. I <3 U!!

[Snowblind]

lol its such a bad shoop

[Criesto]

I'm at work right now and I can't see the picture because NSA is hella lame...
I have to wait another whole hour before I can see it!
The suspense is going to kill me.




I wish I got stuff like this
The only scams I get are random people messaging me on myspace asking me for noodz.




EDIT
Hojeeze
I just got home
That
Is
PRICELESS!

[leoftw]

my goodnes that pchop is horrible.

[Ganwen]

Hey E, Have one for ya!

Just received this email tonight.


OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSEFEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIACOMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STBYour Ref. THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOURINHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOURPAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TOYOUIN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT. SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONEOFFICIALS IN THE BANK YOUR ENTIRE ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THEFUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THESEHAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDEDTO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOURPAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC THAT ISTHELATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR.PRESIDENT, UMARU YAR'ADUA (GCFR) FEDERALREPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND FBI. THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TOWITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUTTHE MAXIMUM IS FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TORECEIVEYOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THEINTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS DEPARTMENT CARD PAYMENT CENTER MR MCFERRINPHOENIX ON IS EMAIL ADDRESS: atmcard_centre03@yahoo.it AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION: 1. YOUR FULL NAME2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT USD 6.8MILLION AS ART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2008. ALSO FOR YOURINFORMATION,YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHERPERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) TO AVOIDANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT. FOR ORAL DISCUSSION, EMAIL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THISIMPORTANT MESSAGE OR FURTHER DIRECTION AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANYDEVELOPMENT FROM THEABOVE-MENTIONED OFFICE. NOTE THAT BECAUSE OFIMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OURCODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-822)SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BYUSING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT. KINDEST REGARDS, MR DAVID MARK.SENATE PRESIDENT.

[Fuu]

Hey E, Have one for ya!

Just received this email tonight.


OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSEFEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIACOMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STBYour Ref. THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOURINHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOURPAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TOYOUIN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT. SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONEOFFICIALS IN THE BANK YOUR ENTIRE ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THEFUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THESEHAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDEDTO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOURPAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC THAT ISTHELATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR.PRESIDENT, UMARU YAR'ADUA (GCFR) FEDERALREPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND FBI. THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TOWITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUTTHE MAXIMUM IS FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TORECEIVEYOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THEINTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS DEPARTMENT CARD PAYMENT CENTER MR MCFERRINPHOENIX ON IS EMAIL ADDRESS: atmcard_centre03@yahoo.it AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION: 1. YOUR FULL NAME2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT USD 6.8MILLION AS ART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2008. ALSO FOR YOURINFORMATION,YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHERPERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) TO AVOIDANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT. FOR ORAL DISCUSSION, EMAIL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THISIMPORTANT MESSAGE OR FURTHER DIRECTION AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANYDEVELOPMENT FROM THEABOVE-MENTIONED OFFICE. NOTE THAT BECAUSE OFIMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OURCODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-822)SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BYUSING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT. KINDEST REGARDS, MR DAVID MARK.SENATE PRESIDENT.

Just send them this...
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k60/Eclyps19/marypic.jpg

[eclyps]

omg ganwen. DO IT

make up a story. sound very interested and ask for details on it. Demand something other that what they offer. Make up a new identity. DO IT!

[shaej]

Have you seen www.419eater.com?

[eclyps]

Have you seen www.419eater.com?
yeah just found that place a couple days ago. funny as hell

[ONE]

omg rofles. i can't believe they went to the extremes of taking a pic of some random chick with E pwnz and then photoshop... wait, that's not even photoshop...it must be MS Paint...right? either way lollerz.

[Phlake]

scammers are great

[eclyps]

bringing this up again for all the new people here.


that's how epic it is...

[Ginkan]

I am humbled by the Nigerian scammer.

[Prosthetics]

E why do you have to raise the dead? Freaking necromancer.

[Zogish]

ROFL man im sure glad that you necro'd this thread up cause its HILARIOUS..such a gem..no more e-mails? dam..i like the MS Paint part that was hilarious

[m_d_butler]

Seems pretty legit, should we take up a collection? I can't wait to get all that money if we do.:rolleyes:

[Zogish]

anyone who gets a scam, immediately post it up here and lets start brewing something up shall we? :D

[Timmah!]

anyone who gets a scam, immediately post it up here and lets start brewing something up shall we? :D

Tell them that the person they are trying to contact was recently murdered, and that you are a detective investigating his death, and then start interrogating them about their relationship with the deceased.

I wish I could take credit for this idea...
http://www.youtube.com/v/un_PjRXV5l8&hl=en&rel=0

[ShangoXG]

Yea i saw that a while back Timmah, hilarious, but that pic with E pwnz is just so funny...i couldnt stop laughing...damn scammers are smart, but sometimes can be total morons (i did an oxymoron, good for me.)
one last thing.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL at scammers, E pwnz all scammers!

[Anathema]

So THATS where that pic came from.


Im still rofl'ing!!!!

[Fuu]

lol E, this thread is of epic status. Keep it alive or else I might have to thread crap my Fuu Pwnz pic all over the forums ;)

[*dianne*]

Bump, fuu said it's epic and I have to agree...

[XrazorX]

i think thats one of the funniest damn things ive ever seen in my LIFE you should have totally kept at it making them do more stupid stuff. tell them the picture wasnt trust worthy and that they should send another to be safe etc haha

[hOoLiGaN]

*^#$*^#$*^#$*^#$ MY ASSHOLE :mad: I'm at work and I can't see this picture. I'm actually dying with suspense.........

[XrazorX]

i think im going to buy a tape recorder and do the exactl same thing...and ill put one at my door for jehovas witnesses, theyre worse than telemarkerters but i *^#$*^#$*^#$*^#$ with them already, whenever they come to my house i kind of just point out every single flaw in christian mentality and basically just make them look so ridiculous they leave with their heads hung down, i think its great fun

[PandaBear Assassin]

Wow, i'm super late on this one but E, I fucking lost it when I scrolled down and saw the pic of her holding the Eclyps pwnz's sign lmao!! This shit needs to be sticky'd somewhere.

EPIC!!!!!!!

[PickleSurprise!]

E, you're my hero.

[EpYx]

This is a fail so epic its almost a win.

[Catas]

Now that I know the origin of the pic, it's 1000 times more hilarious.
ilu e

[eclyps]

now that i know the origin of the pic, it's 1000 times more hilarious.
Ilu e
<3 :)