American Shovers! I mean American Gladiators! [Archive]

Tippo

01-07-2008, 09:19 PM

http://www.juegomania.org/emuladores/amiga/0/223_t.jpg

Remember we used to watch this sunday mornings / afternoons? Well it's back on.

Basically a bunch of big dudes (and chicks) shove a bunch of contestants around. That's the premise of it and it's fantastic.

Besides the reason why this show is so good now is because I have a super crush on a Gladiator named "Crush." Irony huh? Well not really...

Either way tell me your thoughts on the return of this show, or if it will have an epic fail or an epic win.

Now for the new and improved logo?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/86/Ag_reveal_01.jpg

eclyps

01-07-2008, 09:30 PM

I fucking loved that show in the 90s stop bugging me tho. i'm too busy watching american gladiators. bb when it's over!

Tippo

01-07-2008, 09:30 PM

http://americangladiatorgirls.com/files/images/crush_005.jpg

And she's undefeated. Could I really deal with a girl who can beat me up?

I have no problems with it!

MaDDoG44

01-07-2008, 09:33 PM

There isn't anything wrong with a girl that can bench press you in bed ;)

Tippo

01-07-2008, 09:52 PM

There isn't anything wrong with a girl that can bench press you in bed ;)

Lol, I hope she wouldn't be able to bench me no matter if she looks like that. I'm a pretty big fella.

pancakes? c'est charmant!

01-07-2008, 11:20 PM

i concur, crush is the queen of the gladiators. she looks like a not-anorexic version of victoria beckham.

Tippo

01-08-2008, 01:06 AM

Posh spice? Ehhh lol. Maybe, except without the bitch.

Crush does that fighting on the pillar with the 2 pillows on a stick...

She can hit me with them pillows of hers all night. :eek:

Pwn

Tippo

01-08-2008, 03:05 AM

Fuu

01-08-2008, 02:00 PM

This is Gina Carano aka "Crush" on American Gladiators.

And yeah, she can kick my ass. 100% sure of it now.

At least they picked a girl with a fighting backround... lol. And a GORGEOUS one at that.

All I gotta say is wow...

I loved this show back in the day... I'm gonna download the ep later, hope they keep the show going for a while.

Mercielago

01-08-2008, 02:22 PM

Always watch this on espn classic... haven't seen a new one yet.

Jokerz

01-08-2008, 03:31 PM

i'd hit it;)

chewy

01-08-2008, 03:56 PM

she is hot. That vid of her beating the shit out of that other girl... nice!!

Tippo

01-08-2008, 04:04 PM

i'd hit it;)

She'd hit you first. And hard. I doubt you'd be able to hit anything after that. :)

Besides she's my obsession for this week! >:[

Enlightened Viet

01-08-2008, 06:19 PM

Tippo

01-08-2008, 06:33 PM

That girls head was a perfect mini punching bag. I would probably scream or die by that time lol. I think it was yesterday, the inclined plane with the thing going down...wow I remember that and it is probably the hardest obstacle in the entire course.

Crush is one tough chick. *drools*

And that thing is like a treadmill going uphill with a rope. Everybody seems to do a face plant on that thing. It's fantastic.

hot6

01-08-2008, 07:27 PM

i punch girls for fun

A Spiral Ham

01-08-2008, 07:56 PM

The show is "meh" imo. Whats new besides the Gladiators and Hulk Hogan?:confused:

pancakes? c'est charmant!

01-08-2008, 10:04 PM

The show is "meh" imo. Whats new besides the Gladiators and Hulk Hogan?:confused:

i don't think they're trying to be innovative. i think they realized that they already had the perfect idea for a show and it didn't need any writers. and i am 100% ok with that.

but WHERE THE EFF ARE THE DILEMMA DOORS!?

Tippo

01-09-2008, 12:51 AM

i don't think they're trying to be innovative. i think they realized that they already had the perfect idea for a show and it didn't need any writers. and i am 100% ok with that.

but WHERE THE EFF ARE THE DILEMMA DOORS!?

SRSLY I asked the damn same thing. I complained about that to my neighbor he's like WTF, we then discussed this and then forgot about it 20 minutes later.

Tippo

01-14-2008, 09:36 PM

:( I missed half of it. Was Crush on already? OMFG I need to see my new wife kick ass.

Mercielago

01-14-2008, 10:19 PM

Yeah Crush was only in Powerball, the very first event. In guy's Powerball the red guy broke his leg, so he was replaced. The tackle looked pretty innocent but apparently not.

Tippo

01-14-2008, 10:42 PM

Boo, ironically I was at the gym. I sped home to see it. Dang it I missed it though, anybody know where I can view the whole episode?

Snowblind

01-15-2008, 02:05 PM

youtube?
or /r/ it

Prosthetics

01-15-2008, 02:53 PM

Is crush missing teeth or at the start of that video was it just a mouth peice?

Tippo

01-15-2008, 03:04 PM

Mouth piece. Can't fight without them or she would be missing teeth.

Teeth, no teeth. I'd still hit that. And then she'd hit me back and knock me out.

Omerta

01-15-2008, 07:35 PM

she has a really nice face but her over muscle body is a turn off to me but i woud fuck the shit out of her:)

Tippo

01-15-2008, 07:44 PM

Body muscle? She's more womanly than ... I'd say 85% of women. Look at her body again... *drools on keyboard* I'm a fan of upper portions of her body.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b113/Bumatao/Gina.jpg

http://images.sportsline.com/u/photos/boxing/img9984324.jpg

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s267/goheelsgo/gina_carano.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/137/389301516_a57edcf9c0.jpg

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/18/88/35248881/413449651l.jpg

I'd definitely fight her. Then wrestle her... in more ways than one.

http://www.phoonso.com/media/468300138_l.jpg

I actually think the black eye is hot.

boeman

01-15-2008, 10:27 PM

No matter what a woman looks like, I'd hit her... just tell her to wear makeup to hide the black eye. :D

Damn I'm glad my wife doesn't read this board, she'd probably hit me.. and not the way I like it. :o

Fuu

01-16-2008, 01:41 AM

Damn I'm glad my wife doesn't read this board, she'd probably hit me.. and not the way I like it. :o

Mebbe your wife looks like Hellga... lol

What is this dilemma doors you speak of? Don't remember this?

Mmmm, after watching the first ep, I like this show, just a tad too campy at times, but still enjoyable

Tippo

01-16-2008, 02:02 AM

I hate the part where they run across the bridge and almost always win now because they fall beneath the "wrecking balls" and totally dodge them. There should be a rule against it. I want to see them legitimately dodge them instead of just fall on their stomaches like pansies.